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#6631 Deepsycher

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:06 PM

In 442 pages. If it is too far and not searchable maybe not because one day everything will be repeated anyway. Unless the question was in front of you.

What is the name of the person who has terror in the rists and can be described as a bin label?

#6632 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:11 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Jan 29 2007, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What is the name of the person who has terror in the rists and can be described as a bin label?

Serious Guess: Osama Bin Laden?
Not Serious Guss: Baby Jesus?

Question: If a person would come up to you and asked "Who the hell is this God guy?" what would you answer?

"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...

My Last.FM profile.

#6633 Deepsycher

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:42 PM

I don't know I haven't seen him. What guy?

Excellent. The serious guess is correct.

What is the burst rate or charge of an electronic eel?

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#6634 Chyld

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 08:26 PM

Well, if you throw an explosive charge at an eel, it'll burst apart at an extrodinary rate.

Is sandpaper good for the cuticles?

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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#6635 Slade

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Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:14 PM

It's good for making them bleed.

Why on earth did c++ catch on?

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#6636 Cyzyk

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 12:44 AM

Because Satan felt he hadn't had a decent project since Rasputin.

Why are our month names, day of week names, calendar, and time schedules all designed by different cultures? Couldn't anybody get it all right at the same time?

Tolerance is another word for Apathy

#6637 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 01:20 AM

QUOTE (Cyzyk @ Jan 29 2007, 07:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why are our month names, day of week names, calendar, and time schedules all designed by different cultures? Couldn't anybody get it all right at the same time?

No, because most people are blithering twats.

Why are most people blithering twats?

#6638 Slade

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 10:53 AM

If I could answer that, I'd win sixty Nobel Prizes.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

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#6639 looktothesky

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 01:07 PM

Because monkeys can do whatever they want.

What's the best flavour of yogurt?

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#6640 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 01:33 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Jan 29 2007, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What's the best flavour of yogurt?

Sexy naked women.

Why do these forums take so long to load?

#6641 Slade

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Posted 29 January 2007 - 03:25 PM

I don't know. They load fairly quickly for me.

How does my old Flash code run exactly how it's supposed to, even though it's a bit dodgy and some of the code is just wrong?

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:13 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 29 2007, 10:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How does my old Flash code run exactly how it's supposed to, even though it's a bit dodgy and some of the code is just wrong?

Simple. You're Jesus. Which raises some more questions...

How come you're Jesus?

#6643 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:59 PM

Because his parents wanted to give him a Hispanic name.

Why does everyone assume Adam and Eve ate of an evil apple, when really if there was a fruit at all, it probably would have been an evil pomegranate?

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

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Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:45 PM

It wasn't evil, it was just forbidden. God wanted them to stay innocent and without knowledge (of good and evil). Eating the fruit magically made them moral agents, and then somehow gave them modesty. I don't blame them, though. There's nothing more awkward than a hippopotamus staring at your junk.

Are ears part of a healthy diet?

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