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LORD OF THE RINGS (By barend) chefy.com version...

#1 barend

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 01:30 AM

the following is brought to you by....

I will present this in portions as i complete them... I whipped up a quick into at work, and will deliver the rest as i can...

(inspired by JYAMGs ANH)
(oh, and shut and be patient... you will all end up in here eventually, this is just the opening scene)

here is the intro to the chefelf.com version of LORD OF THE RINGS...
by Barend

to be continued...

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 01:37 AM

*riveted*

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 04:05 AM

I do like the Dark Lord's product placement though. Look forward to seeing the rest later.

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 05:26 AM

Looks great so far. Keep it up...

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 09:40 AM

Funny, I couldn't see it when I looked earlier. I just saw "User Posted Image" .... but now that I've come back....

That is fantastic work, Barend. The photoshop quality is excellent... and you've done some visual effects with the pastiche jobs.

I am very excited about seeing the rest of the movie. So far, two thumbs up.

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 12:59 PM

Barend, that's the single funniest thing I've seen in hours.

Brilliant!

Check out my crappy drawings!

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 02:39 PM

Forgot to ask: are the rest of us going to be in this one as well?

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 05:19 PM

Haha, I love it!

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#9 barend

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Posted 14 August 2004 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (myself)

(oh, and shut and be patient... you will all end up in here eventually, this is just the opening scene)

i knew someone would ask...
more in the next few days...

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Posted 14 August 2004 - 06:56 PM

(*can't wait*)

All I can say is: Cooool...

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#11 barend

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 08:07 AM

enter.. chapter one.

this took alot longer than i thought i would...
(and most of that time was rendering jens head onto bilbos body... which you can't really tell... is what i've done...)

but anyway...

don't worry the rest of the story will move quicker...

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 08:26 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 15 2004, 09:07 AM)

don't worry the rest of the story will move quicker...

It's all about pacing, barend. You have to keep them waiting for more. I for one am gripped.

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 09:18 AM

"...and purchased by Jen, why not, who lived..."

Reminds me of Zoidberg's voice over at the end of Love and Rocket.

I, too, am positlivly enthralled.

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