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28 7 Any plans?

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 09:03 PM

On the twenty-eigth of July this year I am not going to do any of the following, just in case.

1. Visit any hotels or mansions
2. Travel anywhere
3. get depressed
4. drink anything caffinated

That does not stop me from playing pranks involving my height and black clothing and a very old pianola. Sorry, it's the best I can do at short notice. There is a harpsichord at my university but it is under very tight security...

What are you doing?
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[18:01] [A-Lad] Those are dogs.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:58 PM

Well, I get to wish two friends of mine Happy Birthday, so that's something. tongue.gif

Other than that... I'm lazy, so probably nothing. Ooh! Maybe I'll get some boxes to pack my stuff! I'll just make sure they're made of cardboard and not evil harpsichord wood.
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:08 PM

I think I'll sleep with the lights on, thanks.
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Posted 27 July 2008 - 11:19 PM

I wish I wasn't the only one of my friends who played the X Days games, because I would do some REALLY sick stuff to them...one of them screams like a girl, too, which would've been awesome...
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:16 AM

And this date has any significance, why?
Now, before you answer, think carefully.
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:13 AM

Indeed, I'm wondering this too...
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:35 AM

QUOTE (Patch @ Jul 28 2008, 12:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And this date has any significance, why?
Now, before you answer, think carefully.


It has significance because this is Yahtzee's forum, and the date is featured prominently in his most well-known adventure game saga.

If Tim Buckley is allowed the self-congratulating, masturbatory Winter-een-mas, then we as Yahtzee fans are allowed to fondly remember some good old-fashioned horror games on a day that doesn't really have any tie to real world events.
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (Panfried Flatscreens @ Jul 27 2008, 03:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1. ...
2. ...
3. get depressed
4. ...


?

[sarcasm]
1. Find a sharp object
2. Get more depressed
3. Write suicide note
4. Cut yourself
5. Become an Hero
6. ????
7. PROFIT!

Protip: Stab yourself through the neck. Make sure its the arteries. Bleed like a hardcore.
[/sarcasm]

Enjoy.
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:59 PM


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Posted 28 July 2008 - 04:11 PM

oooh yeah i get it now.

duurrr me
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 07:46 PM

I got to freak one person out today. biggrin.gif In the end, I think he liked it, so it doesn't work as well.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 12:41 AM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Jul 28 2008, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
?

[sarcasm]
1. Find a sharp object
2. Get more depressed
3. Write suicide note
4. Cut yourself
5. Become an Hero
6. ????
7. PROFIT!

Protip: Stab yourself through the neck. Make sure its the arteries. Bleed like a hardcore.
[/sarcasm]

Enjoy.


Nice. Best laugh I've had in while.

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:15 AM

I know it's his birthday and it's forum. But I always thought it was vaguely self-indulgent having a special feature on your birthday. It reminds me of having a main character named after yourself rather then opting for a vieled nickname/persona you choose.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 05:16 AM

QUOTE (Mandy Writes @ Jul 29 2008, 01:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got to freak one person out today. biggrin.gif In the end, I think he liked it, so it doesn't work as well.


Try rape jokes. Like this one for example:

Mandy: Hi X, guess what happened to me yesterday.
X: Whta happened?
Mandy: I got ass raped.
X: ...WHAT?!?!?!?...
Mandy: I was reading my fav webcomic and suddenly, my boy friend and my brother stormed in and raped me.
X: Oh...MY GOD! Did you report this to the police?
Mandy: hmmmmmm [puts a finger on her jaw] Nnnnnnnope.
X: [shocked face - tears dropping - hug] I'm so sorry. It mus've been painful.
Mandy: No.
X: WHA?!
Mandy: Hahahahaha, I was jus joking ya silly. My boy and bro would never do that.
X: Oh. Thank Go--
Mandy: --but my dad would.

Here is a shorter version:

Mandy: Hey X. Have you ever been raped?
X: Um...no.
Mandy: I have. Its AWESOME!
X: ?

Though, gore jokes work better.

Mandy: I just saw a guy get run over by a truck.
X: Oh my God, Thats horrible.
Mandy: Yeah. His head was squashed like a water melon.
X: Oooh. Poor guy.
Mandy: Yeah...IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
X: [Jaw drop - face palm]

There are lots of ways you can freak out your friends.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:49 AM

QUOTE (Patch @ Jul 29 2008, 07:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know it's his birthday and it's forum. But I always thought it was vaguely self-indulgent having a special feature on your birthday. It reminds me of having a main character named after yourself rather then opting for a vieled nickname/persona you choose.


umm..it's not his birthday. it's a significant date in the chzo mythos canon.
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