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Baby born with penis on back June 28 2008

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Posted 28 June 2008 - 07:23 AM

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Baby born with penis on back

Published: 10 Jun 2008
THIS is the picture that will shock parents around the world - a baby born with a second penis on his BACK.

The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.

But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens' Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood.

The rare condition, the first for Tianjin Childrens' Hospital, is called fetus in fetu (FIF).

Doctors, who spent over three hours removing the extra penis on June 6, said he was fine following surgery.
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:15 AM

LMAO.

That's all I got to say about this.

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"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 08:11 PM

Why in the world would it take over three hours to remove that?!

All they'd need is a DIY circumcision kit, some anesthetic, and a few towels. Or just leave it on. No one will notice... or will they? Ladies? shifty.gif
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:23 PM

I can't believe they're trying to tell us "Fetus in fetu" is the condition of having more than one penis.

It's when one fetus absorbs the other in the womb!

THAT'S HIS BROTHER'S PENIS.
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE (TheOrator @ Jun 28 2008, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't believe they're trying to tell us "Fetus in fetu" is the condition of having more than one penis.

It's when one fetus absorbs the other in the womb!

THAT'S HIS BROTHER'S PENIS.

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.
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Posted 28 June 2008 - 11:36 PM

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 28 2008, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

If you had two dicks, you'd be pretty badass too.
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 12:06 AM

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 12:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.


Not murdered or stole but absorbed.

He ABSORBED his twin brother and ABSORBED his penis.
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 02:55 AM

Removing the second penis saved him from the fate of being a future porn star.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 05:16 AM

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.


Jesus H Christ... blink.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (Casual @ Jun 29 2008, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jesus H Christ... blink.gif


What does the H stand for?
"I felt insulted until I realized that the people trying to mock me were the same intellectual titans who claimed that people would be thrown out of skyscrapers and feudalism would be re-institutionalized if service cartels don't keep getting political favors and regulations are cut down to only a few thousand pages worth, that being able to take a walk in the park is worth driving your nation's economy into the ground, that sexual orientation is a choice that can be changed at a whim, that problems caused by having institutions can be solved by introducing more institutions or strengthening the existing ones that are causing the problems, and many more profound pearls of wisdom. I no longer feel insulted because I now feel grateful for being alive and witnessing such deep conclusions from my fellows."
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 12:39 PM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Jun 29 2008, 01:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not murdered or stole but absorbed.

He ABSORBED his twin brother and ABSORBED his penis.

No, if he absorbed the second penis, it wouldn't be there anymore. See.

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What does the H stand for?

Perhaps "HOLY CRAP HE HAS ANOTHER PENIS"?
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (Deucaon @ Jun 29 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What does the H stand for?


Howard. Remember the Lord's Prayer? "Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..."

Assuming the extra penis wasn't the source of some magical powers but rather a result of them, I think that baby's got quite a future ahead of him.
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (Vesuvius @ Jun 28 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why in the world would it take over three hours to remove that?!

All they'd need is a DIY circumcision kit, some anesthetic, and a few towels. Or just leave it on. No one will notice... or will they? Ladies? shifty.gif


LOL TERRIBLLLLLLLLE
i dont want to know if there would be
any satisfaction for either participant in riding his back unsure.gif
yeah i didn't think Hec was serious until
i saw that pic

oh he absorbed his brother alright
and by the look of his lost brothers *cough* member
he was pretty developed. i follow up with some x-rays
maybe they'll find little teeth and extra bones

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 09:04 AM

Isn't this like the birth of a super villain?
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Posted 30 June 2008 - 12:09 PM

QUOTE (reiner @ Jun 30 2008, 10:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Isn't this like the birth of a super villain?

More like super hero.
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