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The worm of suck. "BIG PERM, BIG WORM!"

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 09:30 PM

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As for the lava fight, the rumor that was around many years before ROTScame out, indeed even before ROTJ was filmed, was that Obi Wan and Vader fight on a planet and make their way to a volcano where Obi Wan barely manages to overcome Vader at the last minute and Vader falls in, later to be saved by the Emperor. No 'lava planet' was mentioned nor was one needed to exist. If Obi Wan spotted the volcano on his approach to the planet upon landing and then realized 'Indiana Jones Style' that he could use the obstacle to a last desperate advantage to get rid of Vader and save himself, it would have been far more elegant and subdued than the all out lava fest on Mustafar we got.


This just in:

*WHEN YOU FALL INTO A VOLCANO, YOU DON'T SURVIVE*

More news at 11.
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 11:07 PM

here's the news at 11...

*GETTING WITH IN 10 METERS OF MOLTEN LAVA WILL ALSO KILL YOU*

also...

*NOT ALL N00BS DIE ON THEIR FIRST MISSION, SOME EVEN RETURN HERO'S*
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 11:30 PM

QUOTE (jariten @ May 17 2006, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This just in:

*WHEN YOU FALL INTO A VOLCANO, YOU DON'T SURVIVE*

More news at 11.



Finally sprout some pubes, Chachi? The story that has become part of the lore before ROTS stated that Obi Wan thought Vader was dead or that he had to retreat because the EMperor arrived and he couldn't take him on, and the Emperor salvaged what was left of Vader, turning him against the Jedi for his own benefit. No fag-ola lava planet, no surfing, just one volcano.
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 11:51 PM

QUOTE (barend @ May 17 2006, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i wouldn't stand on a grate with a seem in the middle of it.


Nothing about that dance sequence makes any sense, and it's horribly creepy and awkward, especially since it morphs into a film for children by the time the Ewoks show up.

The dancer scene is like the 800 pound gorilla in the room nobody wants to talk about...it's very ugly and cruel and just blah. Maybe George's marriage falling apart REALLY made him hate women at the time, but the whole thing just always skeevs me out.

And what is up with Jabba being into human chicks? Isn't that the equivalent of me lusting after water buffalos?

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 12:04 AM

it's multi-cultural...
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 07:48 AM

Multi-speci-al?

Wow, I think we were all witnessing galactic beastiality as innocent children when we first saw ROTJ.

Yikes.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 08:48 AM

If the other species speaks a complex language resembling your own and is allowed to handle its own finances, I don't see what the big deal is.

And that means all those hotties from Narnia are fair game. wink.gif

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:21 AM

QUOTE (MyPantsAreOnFire @ May 18 2006, 08:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Multi-speci-al?

Wow, I think we were all witnessing galactic beastiality as innocent children when we first saw ROTJ.

Yikes.



He's an interstellar Fouhy!

Err... FURRY!

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:16 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ May 18 2006, 09:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If the other species speaks a complex language resembling your own and is allowed to handle its own finances, I don't see what the big deal is.

And that means all those hotties from Narnia are fair game. wink.gif


As soon as I can teach a dolphin to break a $20, its ass is mine.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 10:35 AM

QUOTE (MyPantsAreOnFire @ May 18 2006, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As soon as I can teach a dolphin to break a $20, its ass is mine.


While dolphineese is a complex language, it hardly resembles our own. Nice try though.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 11:30 AM

Stop raining on my dolphin-bangin' parade.

Swerving sorta back on topic, I still don't "get" Jabba and his ladies. Fine, so they have similar language structures and mental capabilities. And? Humanoids...big slug. Physically, it's impossible, impractical and downright dangerous. Is he into the chicks, or just into them looking "human?" Maybe he'd be just as likely to chain Luke up in a Speedo...

Jabba, you confound me.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 12:07 PM

Maybe he's a homosexual... as in... he likes homo sapiens…

mellow.gif


*shakes head in disgust*

Yeah that was pretty lame.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (MyPantsAreOnFire @ May 18 2006, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Multi-speci-al?

Wow, I think we were all witnessing galactic beastiality as innocent children when we first saw ROTJ.

Yikes.


innocent children?

sorry, the second i saw liea in that bronze bikini there was no innocence left in me.
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:18 PM

QUOTE (barend @ May 18 2006, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
innocent children?

sorry, the second i saw liea in that bronze bikini there was no innocence left in me.



Many a Midiclorian was manipulated by the "Dark Side" upon that awesome sight, and continues still......
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:48 PM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ May 17 2006, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Finally sprout some pubes, Chachi? The story that has become part of the lore before ROTS stated that Obi Wan thought Vader was dead or that he had to retreat because the EMperor arrived and he couldn't take him on, and the Emperor salvaged what was left of Vader, turning him against the Jedi for his own benefit. No fag-ola lava planet, no surfing, just one volcano.


Yeah, got all that, got all that.

I'm sure you would have loved defending someone falling into a bloody volcano and surviving too.
"Salvaged what was left of Vader after he fell into molten lava".

Yes ok.

Regardless of what we got in RotS, I think if that rough outline got realised it would've been too much for me and most of the rest of the animal kingdom.
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