Chefelf.com Night Life: floppylobster - Viewing Profile

Jump to content

floppylobster's Profile User Rating: -----

Reputation: 0 Neutral
Group:
Junior Members
Active Posts:
6 (0 per day)
Most Active In:
Star Wars Fan Convention (6 posts)
Joined:
09-June 05
Profile Views:
3,187
Last Active:
User is offline Sep 11 2005 11:47 PM
Currently:
Offline

Previous Fields

Country:
New Zealand
Icon   floppylobster has not set their status

Topics I've Started

  1. If Geogre Lucas had directed ESB and ROTJ...

    Posted 18 Jul 2005

    If George Lucas had directed ESB and ROTJ...

    EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

    1. During the battle of Hoth after the AT-AT topples sideways it would have knocked into the one next to it creating a hilarious domino effect across the snow. Then the last one to fall would have landed on the foot of the AT-ST and the AT-ST would start to limp.

    2. When Artoo is eaten by the swamp monster on Dagobah it would have burped and then hiccupped before spitting him out.

    3. Cloud City would have been orbiting Tatooine

    4. Vader would have reached his arm out to Luke on the walkway in Cloud City and said - “Luke I am your father. And Leia’s your sister. Oh yeah and I built your droid, killed your mother and used to talk trash about Yoda behind his back.”

    5. After hearing this rain would begin to fall and the camera would crane up as Luke raised his fists to the sky and screamed “Noooooooooooooooooooooo! ”


    RETURN OF THE JEDI

    1. On the skiff when Boba Fett points his gun toward Luke, Luke would have cut off Boba Fett’s hand.

    2. Then Three-pio would say “Thank goodness! He looks ‘armless now.” Then Boba Fett would get mad and Three-pio would say “Just like his father always losing his head.”

    3. When Luke returns to Dagobah he would have found Yoda in bed with Chewbacca having good relations.

    4. On Endor when Luke gives himself up and suggests Vader that he could resist the Emperor Vader would say “Really? You think so? Okay then.” Then Vader would join the Rebels.

    5. In the battle above Endor there would have been an Ewok general piloting one of the capital ships.

My Information

Member Title:
New Cop
Age:
Age Unknown
Birthday:
Birthday Unknown
Gender

Contact Information

E-mail:
Private