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Owen: You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

Stormtrooper: Look sir, pants!

Leia: Governer Tarkin! I expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

TESB

Rebel Soldier: Sir, your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker!

Palpatine: Search your pants, Lord Vader... you know it to be true.

Leia: I love pants!
Han: I know.

ROTJ

Threepio: I'm rather embaressed Captain Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.

Vader: I see you have constructed your own pants.

Leia: It's not like that at all. He's my pants.

It wasn't the runway actually existing that bothered me, so much as the fact it conveniently happened to be EXACTLY where the Invisible Hand crashed. Anakin only had very minimal control over the ship, I doubt he had time to check for nearby runways and land there.

If you think I'm joking, go to this review from The Force.net. About half-way down the page, it says the same things.

Whether it's told from Artoo's perspective or not it not the point. Lucas is saying that what we see, read and hear about Star Wars is really just Artoo talking to a group of Whills (whatever they are). Why can't it just be that we're seeing things at the same time they happen?

There is a Hasbro Sleazebaggano figure - in fact there are two variations. One with ears, and one with antennae.

I'm not kidding. When did Lucas care about the Expanded Universe anyway? That's why he put V-wings (which are NOTHING like the EU V-wings) in ROTS. As for Lando, nothing's mentioned about him in the book... but I bet the thought crossed Lucas' mind. Maybe the author felt so embaressed for Lucas that he decided to leave that bit out.

The second most offensive thing was the truth behind the Star Wars saga - it's being told to the Whills by R2-D2 thousands of years after ROTJ. The films are told from Artoo's perspective (apparently). I really don't think I can describe the stupidity of this act.