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Wierd, I always thought it updated at noon. Whatever, there's a ZP up whenever I get home on Wednesday, and that's good enough for me.

My guy's cool, even bought me lunch once.

I picked up Condemned for 360 about 2 weeks after the review, because it was only 10 dollars at this local game store that I like and ISN'T GAMESTOP I HATE THAT STORE. It was good, and I really liked it. It definetely didn't scare me as much as I thought it was going to (As much as Yahtzee said it would). I was scared as hell for the first 2 levels, then I saw one of those heroin junkies that got bitten by a radioactive spider and stopped taking it as seriously. A good rental, one of those games you play once or twice and become richer for the experience, like Assassin's Creed.

Um, sorry if my post relates to the original topic, for some reason, it's what I've been thinking about since I got on this thread.

A-hem... Yahtzee will do as he pleases, and I will enjoy it. Really, never once did I think that I'd enjoyed Yahtzee's reviews would be more entertaining if he talked about games I'm interested in. I actually thought his Brawl review was a little weak. He sounded depressed, and his clear reluctance to review the game made him seem like he hated me for just watching him. However, he liked God of war, and was interested in it, and I thought it was a great video. If he keeps doing what he likes to do, he'll be a more entertaining person.

As for his hatred of his fanbase, for a while I thought it was a playful sort of thing. Then I read a post where he stated that he really, truly hated us, thus brushing away any ambiguity. I like to think, "Oh, he's referring to the stupid ones, not me. Whyever would he dislike a bright young man who appreciates his work?" But we all like to think that we're intelligent individuals with interesting things to say, so we have no idea if we're one of the idiots who he's aways scorning. Except if you're giving suggestions to him, and telling him how to be funnier. I'm pretty sure he hates that, and maybe you should hold off on it.

Are you ready to be underwhelmed?

Then man up to the "Smirking Chris Quinn Incomplete Pencil Sketch Challenge"!

Mediocre!

So... yeah. That's an incomplete sketch I made of Christopher Quinn while trying to kill some time at school. I'm hesitant to add eyes out of fear that I'll ruin a decent drawing, albiet incomplete. As for the hair, I lack the skill to complete his Captain Planet-looking mullet. I always interprited his haircut as being a mullet, and he seems like he'd always have stubble. He's the kind of guy who'll settle for half-a-bathtub, y'know? It shows up wierd because my scanner is just something they threw on the printer to make it look nicer. So bask in its majestic insubstantiality, and perhaps one day meet his friend, "New Prince With No Complete Limbs, Save a Leg, Because It Takes Time To Make Things Look Nice". Patience is hard.

I'm done now...