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  1. In Topic: ZP: Condemned 2

    Posted 24 Apr 2008

    QUOTE (David-kyo @ Apr 20 2008, 07:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Completed it just now. Whew. The last chapter was challenging. The fights were really difficult, I just couldn't work out how the blocking system worked, since the enemies seemed to just bypass my defence most of the time... I usually opted for the kick-in-the-rear, taze, then hack-off-face-with-axe combination, but in the last chapter I lost the tazer for some reason, which buggered up this strategy and no mistake. I liked the ending too, although I think the bathroom scene should be different if you had chosen to leave the sick fuck alive (that is, you don't succumb to your hatred, I think the symbolism was pretty clear in this game).


    You don't block, you parry. You can't block unless you block right before the enemy hits you. Isn't too terribly difficult to figure out.

    The ending of Condemned 1 sets up Condemned 2, Ethan Thomas is still going batshit. He's started down his road to alcoholism(going in for a spew).

  2. In Topic: ZP - Super Smash Bros Brawl

    Posted 24 Apr 2008

    Due to the massive amount of hugely large posts, I'll just ignore them all and go ahead and say this is the worst review Yahtzee has done yet.

    1. Yahtzee usually praises a game for being different, but not in this case. Unlike usual fighter games, Smash Bros is a completely different franchise from the rest of them out there.

    2. Button mashing is great in smash, except when you figure out where the block button is and push "a" while blocking to grab. Maybe you should of shared that "How to play" manual Yahtzee. You cannot button mash in Smash against someone who doesn't, you'll lose. Also, if you button mash over the edge you die. Saying this game is bad because you and your twat friends didn't bother learning how to play it, is pretty goddamn stupid.

    3. Yahtzee had a very large lacking knowledge of how to unlock characters, usually bragging about how he knows how to use gamefaqs, this wasn't the case again for this review.

    4. The point of Brawl was to reuse trademark characters. Complaining about that's just shallow. Running out of material to stretch our your reviews?

    I'm kind of puzzled as why Yahtzee reviewed this game. Almost everyone who has owned a past Nintendo console loved Smash, and a large majority of Xbox and Playstation nerds love the game aswell. If you wanted to get rid of your fanbase, I'm sure there are better methods to go about it. Don't let my negativity try and convince you I haven't been a loyal Yahtzee fan for years, but good grief this is just terrible. Sadly this post has dragged out too long and I don't want to be associated with the rest of the silly SSBB fans in this thread so I'll just end it by saying

    Raise your standards a little higher Yahtzee.

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