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Posted 13 Mar 2011Well looks like I'm screwed next time I forget literally everything about this account other than the fact it exists. Still it's good of chefelf to continue paying the hosting costs just for the sake of the handfull of people who still come here.
Posted 7 Mar 2011Man, this was the first forum I ever joined. It kicked off the following 3 years of crippling internet addiction. Even though I only remember to check in here every few months, mostly out of nostalgia, I will miss it.
Good night sweet prince. :'(
Posted 20 Feb 2010Like Yahtzee I paid £3.50 for this and I'm not entirely sure I got my moneys worth. The art work is fine, the setting is fine, but the gameplay is so damn tedious I put it down a month ago and haven't picked it up since.
Posted 21 Sep 2009So even though Yahtzee has now identified as celibate, and doesn't appear to fit my personal definition of an asexual (though I think he fits AVEN's?), I am putting him on my Awesome Asexuals list anyway. Why?
Because he wrote this.
"It's like I've eaten spam a few times from a few popular brands and in a few serving suggestions, and found I'm not really keen on spam, 'cos it's salty and slimy and looks like something you might find in the alien queen's litter box. But I've found myself in a world that's completely obsessed with spam. People spend their entire lives in pursuit of spam. Every single advert on TV sells their product by placing it alongside spam. Movies have to work in at least one spam scene to reach the broadest audience. People break up and get divorced because they don't exchange enough spam. Soldiers are given time out to go have some spam. Low-risk prisoners are given spam visiting rights. People die for spam. Entire economies have been based around spam. Selling spam is the world's oldest profession. The lack of spam has been linked to mental disorders. The only thing getting teenagers through difficult puberty is the thought of one day getting to have spam of their very own.
And when I explain to people that I'm not that into spam they tell me I must be some kind of hopeless cissy girl, or that I just haven't found the right spam yet. It feels like when a theist says "I'll pray for you." Or when a parent of some hideous mewling womb dropping says "You'll understand when you have one of your own." Quite infuriating. It's just tinned meat, guys."
DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR BEN CROSHAW, SERIOUSLY. Yahtzee, you have said exactly what asexuals everywhere are thinking every day, and said it in an amusing way. I thank you.
I very much agree with this. Right now I wouldn't call my self celibate I'm just taking a break from relationships because I'm tired of them right now. They're a hell of a lot of work. All I want to do is spend some time on my own figure some stuff out and get my life in order before I take another shot at the whole girlfriend thing. But some people think it's weird that I'm a 21 year old guy who isn't try to score every bit of tail I can lay hands on. People are too obsessed with sex like if you're not getting it or obsessively seeking it that somehow makes you some kind of crazy person.
Posted 20 Sep 2009Go on, I'm listening.
Just noticed this I too am an authority on this matter. I will share my years of wisdom!
1) Don't leave your house or do anything social where members of the opposite sex may be present. If woman can't get to you they can't make you part of their sexual games!
2) Hang around with a group of other guys no sane woman will go within ten feet of. If you hang around with guys who are ugly or smell and have no social skills you could look like a male model and chances are you'll still get a wide berth.
3) Dress like your mum still buys your clothes. Designer names are a no no. Buy your clothes from super markets and make sure they don't fit well so you never look good. Most women won't go near a badly dressed guy.
4)If you do end up at a social event (A BIG no no given rule 1 but sometimes it happens) make sure the male to female ratio is at least 4 males to every female. Hopefully you'll be nothing compared to the other guys at the event and you won't get a look in.
5) Try to develop a crippling personality disorder. That way even if a member of the opposite sex does attempt to communicate with you your lack of social skills and apparently broken brain should scare her off.
I could go on but I think I have the major bases covered.
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