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[19:29] <Gekku> You can see a 190cm tall person, alien of some sort. He has a combat armor of some sort, some kind of alien technology and lots of alien and human skulls carried on his back.
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[19:30] <Gekku> The alien takes a staff of some sort. It unpacks into a sharp weapon. The predator throws away his other weapons.
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[19:32] <Gekku> The predator looks at the dead huge alien and removes it's skull. The predator places the skull on the ground, between you and him.
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[19:33] <Gekku> The predator point the staff at the skull.
[19:33] <arien> "Why?"
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator points at you all.
[19:33] <arien> watch predator
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator goes into combat position.
[19:33] <DestroyerTZ> "Um, Mr. Predator...can you let us leave without killing us?"
[19:34] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:34] <blueskirt> drop weapons
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your weapons.
[19:34] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your pants.
[19:34] <arien> point weapon to the side so nothing is aiming at anyone and fire weapon
[19:34] <arien> scream
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <arien> go blind
[19:35] <DestroyerTZ> ready weapon
[19:35] <Gekku> You are not able to fire the weapon. It doesn't have a trigger.
[19:35] <Gekku> You scream.
[19:35] <Gekku> You ready your pulse rifle.
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[19:38] <arien> chase after minigun
[19:38] <DestroyerTZ> thrust pelvis toward predator
[19:38] <Gekku> You try, but the minigun has already disappeared.
[19:38] <arien> offer Predator the chocolate bare
[19:38] <arien> *bar
[19:38] <Gekku> You tackle the predator. The predator is knocked down.
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[19:38] <arien> offer chocolate bar to Predator
[19:39] <Gekku> The predator thanks and eats it. The predator forgets he has helmet on and manages to make it dirty with chocolate.
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[19:39] <Gekku> You make predator's helmet dirty.
[19:39] <Gekku> Predator is now "blind"
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> return to pants and equip them
[19:40] <arien> shake goo off towel
[19:40] <Gekku> The slime is too thick.
[19:40] <Gekku> You finish your dressing maneuver.
[19:40] <arien> wipe slime on TZ's pants.
[19:40] <Gekku> The predator takes off his helmet.
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> drop weapons
[19:40] <blueskirt> sign
[19:40] <Gekku> You wipe the slime on DestroyerTZ pants.
[19:40] <blueskirt> *sigh
[19:40] <arien> look towel
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> ...
[19:40] <Gekku> You drop all your remainning weapons.
[19:41] <blueskirt> calmly walk to landing pad
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> loop pants
[19:41] <Gekku> The towel is pretty clean now.
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> look*
[19:41] <Gekku> You loop your pants down and up again.
[19:41] <Gekku> The pants are slimy.
[19:41] <arien> clean off Predator's helmet with clean towel
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> "Well, now I definately can't wear these..."
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[19: 42] <Gekku> You clean predators mask.
[19:42] <arien> give mask back to Predator
[19:42] <arien> say "All clean now!"
[19:42] <Gekku> You give the mask back to predator. Predator notices someone touched his mask and goes all crazy.
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[19:42] <DestroyerTZ> offer predator 10gp
[19:43] <arien> scream
[19:43] <blueskirt> Enter dropship
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to bribe the predator with low success.
[19:43] <arien> run away from TZ
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to enter the dropship, but someone is holding the door closed inside.
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> knock on dropship door
[19:44] <Gekku> You knock the door. There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> scream OPEN THIS DOOR NOW
[19:44] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> use car keys on door
[19:45] <Gekku> The predator picks up his scalping tools and prepares them.
[19:45] <Gekku> You use car keys on door. Not match.
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <Gekku> You run around the landing pad with predator chasing you.
[19:45] <DestroyerTZ> whip predator with slimy pants
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[19:52] <Gekko> [02:47] [@Gekku] You whip the predator with slimy pants. *SLITS*
[19:52] <Gekko> [02:48] [@Gekku] The pants are now sticked to predator's head.
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[19:53] <Gekko> You are standing on a landing pad. There is a dropship here. There is a corpse of huge alien here. There is a predator with pants sticked to it's head here, trying desperately to remove them.
[19:54] <arien> shoot netgun at predator
[19:55] <Gekko> You shoot the netgun at the predator. A net hits the predator and the predator falls over the edge.
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[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> fly away
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <Gekko> You fly away like there's no tomorrow.
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[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> OOC: heh heh heh...
[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> look self
[19:58] <DestroyerTZ> fly to USS Avenger
[19:58] <Gekko> You are a healthy human male marine, wearing underpants.
[19:58] <Gekko> You fly to underpants.
[19:58] <arien> look underpants
[19:58] <Gekko> Dman.