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Greetings.

My gaming life was lonely and frustrated. Ninny after freaking ninny I bump into tells me how Psychonauts is lame and boooooring and how I should play a cool game like Quake 4. Story didn't seem to matter to anyone. Button mashing and bloody killfests were the measure of excellence. I go to LAN parties and tell the emos there was a game once called System Shock 2 that was actually better than Halo. They ramble off a list of nameless console games. There's nothing better than them. Never has. Never will be. I sigh and seek out someone over 21.

After viewing the Psychonatus review, I slapped my table and declared to no one in particular, "Finally, oh dear God finally, someone tells the truth." I then proceed to tell my wife how cool Psychonauts was. She nods and smiles and politely waits for me to STFU. My kid wonders what's got into me. He's 3. Not a gamer yet.

So thanks yahtzee for a great review. I emailed yahtzee as such. Nice email. Lots of praise. My guess it went into the 'ol delete bin. Probably too nice.

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