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(No, not THAT George W.)

So, I was just watching a thing on TV about plastic surgery. (Discovery Health, if you want to know, Mr. [or Ms.] Nosey).

So, the question is not "What would you have plastic surgercized." My question is this: is there something wrong with having plastic surgery?

I am ambivalent on the subject. Aside from the fact that it involves scars and letting someone start hacking away at you while you're unconscious, I have this feeling that surgery is the province of the lazy. Sort of an elitist thing, I guess.

At the same time, my proper liberal sensibilities tell me that "Hey, if it makes them happy, then good for them! Why make a thing of it?"

Thoughts?

You know, I leave this joint for, like, a year or so, and y'all go and change the locks on me. Metaphorically speaking.

At any rate, PIG IN THE CITY!

I've been living in Manhattan for a couple of weeks now, and I'd like to share some thoughts.

1. Don't eat the yellow snow. This is less Manhattan-specific than it is just plain good advice.

2. Subways shouldn't flood. I understand that they're essentially big tunnel's underground. I understand that if you stick a big tunnel underground, water is going to get in. I don't care though. I have an active life-style. I got places to go and things to do, and flooding subways just muck that all up. Unless you're a Morlock who's into aquatic sports. Then I guess it rocks.

3. Dude, is that dog pee?

4. There's something insanely beautiful about chairs randomly strewn about the sidewalks.

5. Denise Richards is really tiny in person. Seriously, I could, like, put her in my pocket and walk around with her. And some day, I just might.

6. The NYPD is pretty awesome if you give them half a chance.

7. Ted Koppel knows fifteen ways to kill a man with his bare hands.

8. In a city of millions of people, it's surprisingly easy to be lonely.

9. Far and away, the sexiest philosopher in recent days is Wittgenstein.

10. There's never a bad time for Diet Dr. Pepper.

11. Breakfast is over-rated.

That' s about it, I suppose.