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People Can Fly or Dreamcatcher better send yahtzee a thank you note or something, because I think their sales sky-rocketed as a result of his review.

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It's good to see Yahtzee writing fiction again. Maybe he needed a break from selling his soul Zero Punctuation and decided to get creative. Whatever the case, I hope he can continue this delightful romp into the lives of his spiritually tormented brain-children, and make up some stories for everyone's other favorite characters, like the Indian guy. Or was he black? The one that gets his head ripped off and replaced with a mannequin's by the Tall Man and who's distant grandchild gets impaled on spaceship antennae and then reanimates and snaps some necks. I'm just rambling now.

Anyway, as far as the story itself goes, A+ would read again.

It's come to my attention that I am an enormous douchebag. I am, however, not alone in that characteristic around these forums, and you all know that. I think that we, as Yahtzee's fanbase, give him a bad name, with our nonsense and fighting. If I were Yahtzee (forgive my blasphemy [I am so gay for him]) visiting these boards, I would be ashamed and amused simultaneously. I know not all of us are pricks, but collectively, we've achieved an impressive level of poopoo-ness. I say, it's been fun for a while, acting like lobotomized twats, but I think it's gone on quite long enough. Let's get our acts together and do something nice for Yahtzee. Maybe we'll write him a song, and perform it live or some shit. I think that's a good idea. Let's do it. But I'm open to suggestions.

P.S. If we do a song (which we will), I should perform it. Many old ladies who've seen me perform have compared me to a young Tony Danza. It should definitely be me. Tony Danza, a legitimate God among men.

Hey guys, I got a gray trilby for Christmas. I didn't even ask for one. I look in this bag Christmas morning and there, beside a Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure DVD, is this crazy gray trilby. I put it on, and look at myself in the mirror. I looked just like Trilby. It was cool. I'm pretty sure I've got the contents of Trilby's entire Notes outfit in my closet somewhere. But I won't put it on, because that's cosplaying, and God damns their kind especially.

Merry Christmas.


P.S. I would have typed this more recently, but my Christmas present to myself was me deleting my hard drive and losing all my data, including the drivers. I'm an idiot.

Did any of you dirty Goyem watch this? I enjoyed it, but it was not his best. He seemed like he was forcing it, since all these jerks were bugging him about reviewing such a big game. But what do I know? I forgot the link, someone post it.