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Give me some credit. I had no idea who lived here. It would have been all yours had you not been an eighty-percent proof pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children.

Not that you're not a very nice pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children, but I never promised anybody anything except ME. This thread was mainly started to give you props on Trilby and the games and announce that yes, we did exist.

Mainly you have just disappointed us by being a really talented bitchweed. I mean, really talented, but still really a bitchweed.

ETA:

revolution: Oh shit.
Milk Tea: What what.
revolution: That was severe banninat0r material.
Milk Tea: My post?
revolution: Yes.
Milk Tea: AW WHO CARES
Milk Tea: BACK TO WRITING JOHN SCREWIN' TRILBY ON A BEACH

A spitting likeness!

Maybe next time you could squirt some tomato sauce over the apron for effect.

Not at all. I just decided to spend the weekend in gentle celebration of the holiday by going out for drinks, and like Jesus Christ rose on the third day with a powerful headache.

I'm not sure what link you want, 'cos I do not think the girls on el-jay are ready for you to view what is really their private conversations. The sad fact is, these are gentle, flighty creatures, and as I have seen from coming to this board, most of you are fandudes unskilled in the ways of non-laughter and might make tears leak from their large, doelike eyes.

Also we have to hide the porn first. Rev said she would make an appearance, but also said the forum "smells like sweaty men". So. I am fond of you all, but I am special.

I also do not know what constitutes as 'young' here, as I am old enough to hold down a professional job, nice enough to pick up little squirrels and pet their tiny fuzzy baby heads and lady enough to bake a pie.

Otal, you are so totally decent, and you filled my heart with love and hugs. HUGS! (gives hugs, pastry treats)

SO MANY PASTRY SNACKS I HAVE TO PROVIDE OY VEY (ten minutes of guilting followed by delicious snacks)

So it's like a soft duh at the end.

The more you know.

ETA:



Surprisingly, Occam's Razor does not work in this situation. Think gently and sexily about this and I will give you a pastry snack of unparalleled delight.