Chefelf.com Night Life: Little Jerry Seinfeld - Viewing Profile

hairless cat?? GREAT. he's stealing from the japanese again!

hello kitty skywalker. still better than jar-jar.

he's a clone. i know this because he speaks with a kiwi accent, and he scowls a lot.

the only merchandise i care about are my broken down, paint-chipped, stiff armed/legged, one hand that was meant to hold a long, forgotten blaster or lightsaber... OT TOYS. although, the original vader/obi-wan toys the lightsaber came - out of their arms... remember that?? only two lightsabers i ever held onto.

i also have an original millenium falcon - back ceiling panel is broken, allowing full view of the gaming table... which is NICE.

other than that, you can take all the jar-jar/darth maul/dancin' yoda paper plates, bubble gum, stickers, taco bell cups, milk chocolate bars, home-pregnancy tests, beach balls, potato chips, lunch boxes, diaphrams, and keep 'em.

what is slash fiction?

great choices - kiera knightly is hotter than macdonald's coffee... before the lawsuit.

your cinema served beer? did you see this in europe? you lucky bastard. i could have used some jack daniels shots during these films. line 'em up, george!

was i the only one that thought christopher lee looked like a TOTAL TOOL using force lightning?? and, that was a CGI head on his body during the medium shots dueling anakin... so, no points for me.