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In Topic: "What made your parents horny?"

Posted 27 Jul 2006

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 20 2006, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a friend's father confessed that his son was concieved right after seeing star wars at the movies.

I don't know the details of my conception as my parents have split and so refuse to admit they were ever anywhere near each other, but I do know that at the precise moment I was born, "Mastermind" was on!
In Topic: Thecomplaining thread.

Posted 2 Jun 2006

Complaint: I've been worrying for months about Chemistry module 3, for which I was consistently scoring two grades below target. Modules 1 and 2 have been on target all year. Now it's a week until my final exam, I just took a practice paper and Module 3 is on target. So of course I've lost two grades in Module 2 instead. Aaaaaaaaagh.
In Topic: Why it would kick arse to be a Rock.

Posted 2 Jun 2006

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Jun 2 2006, 08:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rocks don't need to sleep. That's a good reason. 0.0

Rocks don't get to sleep until 1 in the afternoon. That's a bad reason.
In Topic: "What made your parents horny?"

Posted 10 Apr 2006

Turned 17 on Sunday. What made my parents horny, you ask?

June 28, 1988 - Four workers asphyxiated at a metal-plating plant in Auburn, Indiana, in the worst confined-space industrial accident in US history.

Why are all our parents so turned on by death, destruction and/or politics?
In Topic: Fog Juice

Posted 18 Nov 2005

QUOTE (leogandhi @ Nov 18 2005, 08:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
....and I was thus greeted with an entirely blank page.

Yeah. It's, uh, gone. Before I even got a chance to read it...