Chefelf.com Night Life: der Mudda - Viewing Profile

Still here. I try hard not to drive in circles, though at my age I might wander a little ..... at least I got a mention!

The South African accent did rather wander around the world I thought. Dat's my boy.

AdamM, pot noodles have their place. I was never a great fan because pasta is so easy to cook and you can slap on any sauce to raise the vitamin content.

Remember folks five a day fruit and veggies keep you healthy and regular. Now I sound like MY grandma.

Have a great time Pandora, knock the nerds off their feet.

How nice to have a sensible thread running. Pandora you go for it girl, wiggle away. Perhaps if you are still worried take a denim/leather jacket to sling over the top, not that I'm exactly a fashion icon.

Ah the Doctor, don't miss John Barrowman either as Captain Jack or in 'Torchwood', the offshoot series, now if I were younger, male and cute I might stand a chance.

Talking geography, there is the old wartime story about children being evacuated from London to the east coast of Canada - the parents wrote to their uncle in Vancouver asking him to meet them. He wrote back saying "meet them yourself, you're nearer"! Small world ....

Sorry, don't do graphics. Get well soon.

I've told you not to breathe on long haul jet flights. Forward with the hot lemon, honey and Ibuprofen. This is man "flu", aka a "cold", due to countlessly recycled viruses mixed with oil fumes. Such are the joys of jet setting.

Now about my birthday and Mother's Day .......

Groan. As I recall the Mudda, Fadder business started as a tribute to Allan Sherman's song which related the exploits of offspring at summer camp.

Anyhow less of the German classes and ............ "don't mention the war"! (Basil Fawlty).

As he's back now I shall return to my burrow.