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  1. New User Registration Disabled

    Posted 10 Mar 2011

    As of now the registration of new users has been disabled. If you REALLY want to sign up send an email to carlos9 [at] Lance & Eskimo [dot] com.

    There has just been way too many spam accounts being created. I don't think anyone legitimate has signed up in ages. After all, who still signs up for forums?
  2. Forum Upgrade

    Posted 17 Jul 2009

    I upgraded to the new forum software today (mostly out of boredom) which will fix some issues we've been having (mostly on the back end).

    I'll be working to make it a little more aesthetically like the former board design in the coming days.
  3. NHL Playoff Commercial Review (Rounds 1 & 2)

    Posted 21 May 2009

    NHL Playoff Commercial Review (Rounds 1 & 2)

    With two rounds of the NHL Playoffs down and two rounds to go, I thought it fitting to recap the most important part of this sporting events: the commercials. Here are some that have caught my eye so far:

    The Most Interesting Man in the World



    A YouTube search for "the most interesting man in the world" will give you a good deal of outtakes, other commercials, and back story. However, nothing quite sets it up like this commercial. The most striking part of this commercial (to me) is when we see him engaged in kendo practice. I wish there was an entire movie of The Most Interesting Man In The World doing kendo. I'm always ashamed when a commercial entertains me on the level where I want to watch it a second time. The only thing that ashames me more is that if I am presented with the choice of Dos Equis on a beer menu, I will be influenced by this commercial to select it. I think that's the first time that's ever happened to me.

    thePORTAL on NHL.com



    This is the second most homoerotic commercial ever produced. However, it's the single most homoerotic commercial that has ever been produced without the name Lorne Michaels attached to it. (See the Schmitt's Gay Beer Commercial to see a slightly more homoerotic commercial).

    I'm annoyed by the guy in this commercial. The camera view bothers me. The way this jerk claps seems chumpish. And the way he lurks around the locker room and ogles Alexander Ovechkin who is strangely poking a phalic hockey stick is flat out disturbing.

    Papa John's



    What could be better than ordering a greasy pizza and having it hand-delivered by the CEO of the mega-chain that manufactured it? This series of commercials explores the answers to that question by having Big Papa personally deliver pizzas to unsuspecting customers and crashing their parties. In this commercial Papa John crashes a teenagers' pizza party by infiltrating it with his camera crew and making them have to refrain from the likely underage drinking and illegal drug use that was about to occur. However, it is impressive how well Papa John can throw a football.

    In another ad from this series, Papa John ruins a girl's 9th birthday party. The girl is polite enough to pretend that she's happy that this old man delivered himself along with her pizza. Papa John repays her kindness by awkwardly hitting on her during the entire commercial.

    It's uncomfortable.

    Pizza Hut Pasta Blindfolded Family Commercial

    I couldn't find a video of this one anywhere. In this commercial, a family of four is blindfolded, taken out of their house, driven around for a while, then brought back home and told they are in a restaurant. This is all presumably done with their consent. The family is then fed Pizza Hut pasta and asked to review it. Then, much to their shock, they are told that they're actually at home and this is Pizza Hut's delivery pasta. They are shocked that they are at home even after the blindfolded walk back up their unique back steps, and into their home which has none of the characteristic sounds and smells of a restaurant, but many of the characteriestic sounds and smells of their own house.

    The first time I saw this commercial I missed the setup and thought that this commercial was intentionally trying to be unbelievable because there's actually no way you would be able to fool someone using this method. I actually thought it was quite hilarious that they'd blindfolded some people in their own home and then asked them if they thought they were in a fancy restaurant. Sadly, I don't think they were going for intentional unbelievability.

    My commercial would have been so much better.

    Let a Stranger Drive You Home



    In this commercial, a bunch of drunk assholes take a cab home because they have consumed too much Heineken. An old cab driver doesn't spend the entire cab ride talking in muffled tones on his cellphone but, instead, joins in an improptu group singing of Biz Markie's "Just a Friend."

    Not likely.
  4. Viva La Swine Flu!

    Posted 2 May 2009

    QUOTE
    U.S. Airlines Stop Service To Mexico Due To Swine Flu Fears
    Saturday, May 2, 2009



    http:// www.dbtechno....wine-flu-fears/


    I was so worried that they may change the picture in context with the story that I elected to put a screen capture in.

    This guy could not be happier that the swine flu exists. I think he may have been the one that secretly engineered the swine flu in a lab. He may have also secretly engineered all Mexican stereotypes in that same lab.
  5. Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but not Goodbye

    Posted 26 Apr 2009

    Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but not Goodbye

    I was sad to learn of Bea Arthur's passing this afternoon. My first instinct is to pay a loving tribute to Dorothy Zbornak (née Petrillo). After all, this is how most of my generation learned of Bea Arthur. Maude was a little too early for me to truly appreciate. I have vivid memories of watching The Golden Girls with my parents every Saturday night. I didn't realize at that young age that Bea Arthur always played the same type of character: an exceptionally sarcastic woman designed to cut down nitwitted and slutty older women. Well, maybe that was just her character on The Golden Girls.

    In tribute, I'd like to bid farewell to Ackmena, her character from The Star Wars Holiday Special.. She steals the show in this film (not that there was much to steal) and I have long argued that her performance is one of the few truly great moments in the special. Watch it now and see if you don't agree. (You will definitely agree. It's fantastic!)



    Goodnight, Bea Arthur, but not goodbye!

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