[Just your average movie goer]

We may never see Jar Jar Binks die in a George Lucas production but we can certainly imagine it ourselves. I saw a great thing on the internet where they did it Pulp Fiction style. Samuel L Motherfucking Jackson - I mean, Mace Windu - had his Pulp Fiction afro hair, Obi Wan was also in the car and Jar Jar was the guy who got his head blown off as the car ran over a speed bump. It was pretty funny.

Anyway, what do you lot think?

[Helena]

Shouldn't there be an option for 'All at once'?

[Just your average movie goer]

Hmmm... let's see how we can do this.

Obi Wan finds Jar Jar trailing behind him as he goes for a walk through a Coruscant rooftop garden. Seeing Amidala isn't around, he slashes a few good cuts through Jar Jar and kicks him off the roof.

Using the force, Obi Wan makes Jar Jar just barely survive his fall. He lands on a road and gets immediately taken out by a land speeder but isn't quite dead as Obi Wan is using the force to make the experience as horrible as he can for Jar Jar.

And then a crowd of people who suffered through the sequels descend upon Jar Jar with batons and beat the crap out of him before one guy shouts "Stand back!".

The crowd stand back and this guy blows Jar Jar into tiny pieces with a rocket launcher that was originally designed to blow Capital Warships out of orbit.

Done!

[Despondent]

I'd like to see him written out of the series from the get go. Face it, Lucas is going to revise TPM and re-release it at some point. And he's shown no qualms about re-writing and affecting major plot points. General plot annoyance wouldn't be missed. (maybe he could get his own 9-part movie vehicle in a galaxy not really far away if he's such an important and cherished character.)

[Mike Mac from NYU]

Why should we waste time on poor Jar-Jar? It's not his fault the PT sucked. Kill the creator not the creation. Kill the real guy responsible for this travesty.

The real question is

"How would you like to see George Lucas die?"

[Just your average movie goer]

The real question is

"How would you like to see George Lucas die?"

All of the above.

[Despondent]

"How would you like to see George Lucas die?"

by the hands of Itchy and Scratchy. On the big screen.

[Vwing]

You know what, Jar-Jar wasn't the worst part of the movie. For all his weaknesses (and yes, there were many, many weaknesses) at least he was colorful. At least he was an ATTEMPT to bring life to an utterly lifeless movie. I enjoyed, or at least tolerated more, the scenes he was in than the scenes Amidala was in. I'll take over-the-top horrible performances over horribly wooden performances anyday. So I don't really care if he dies. I am much more looking forward to that pussy Anakin getting his ass kicked.

[Mike Mac from NYU]

You know what, Jar-Jar wasn't the worst part of the movie. For all his weaknesses (and yes, there were many, many weaknesses) at least he was colorful. At least he was an ATTEMPT to bring life to an utterly lifeless movie. I enjoyed, or at least tolerated more, the scenes he was in than the scenes Amidala was in. I'll take over-the-top horrible performances over horribly wooden performances anyday. So I don't really care if he dies. I am much more looking forward to that pussy Anakin getting his ass kicked.

I also believe that jar-JAr is sometimes unfairly used as a vessel for peoples hatred of the PTs.

Jar-Jar did not single handedly ruin episode I. H didn't help it either. If presented properly and written properly, the Jar-Jar character could have been an interesting addition to the pantheon of Star Wars characters.

IMO, the main problem with Jar-Jar is that his character is unnecessary.

[Ferris Wiel]

You know what, Jar-Jar wasn't the worst part of the movie. For all his weaknesses (and yes, there were many, many weaknesses) at least he was colorful. At least he was an ATTEMPT to bring life to an utterly lifeless movie. I enjoyed, or at least tolerated more, the scenes he was in than the scenes Amidala was in. I'll take over-the-top horrible performances over horribly wooden performances anyday. So I don't really care if he dies. I am much more looking forward to that pussy Anakin getting his ass kicked.

I also believe that jar-JAr is sometimes unfairly used as a vessel for peoples hatred of the PTs.

Jar-Jar did not single handedly ruin episode I. H didn't help it either. If presented properly and written properly, the Jar-Jar character could have been an interesting addition to the pantheon of Star Wars characters.

IMO, the main problem with Jar-Jar is that his character is unnecessary.

I actually read an article one time about JarJar being the real "Hero of a Thousand Faces" of the PT. The person made a side-by-side comparison of JarJar to Luke Skywalker and nearly built a compelling case... until I realized that I was almost going to give Lucas credit for an accident.

--FW

[J m HofMarN]

I'm not so sure just having his head blown off at close range would be nearly enough... Anyone remember that sequence with Marseilles, the boxer and the two Hillbillys? I think Jar Jar would make a fantastic gimp.

[Despondent]

Don't know actually, I'll bet he'd be pretty hard to kill.
However, the Rasputin assortment would be amusing.

[Just your average movie goer]

I'll bet he'd be pretty hard to kill.

You could be right, Despondent. Maybe he looks as tacky as he does because gungans are made of plasticine (like Gumby). Or maybe gungans are made of a stretchy elastic rubber substance. Again, this would make Jar Jar difficult to kill.

However, it would allow for him to be thrown from a great height numerous times!

[Jordan]

We won't see him die. All the kids in the audience will freak out. And clearly, kids are the audience Lucas targeted this time around.

Jar Jar will probably fly off to a galaxy even further away, and get promoted to supreme God or something else equally as ridiculous. Oh ya, he will also step in some bantha shit.

[Mike Mac from NYU]

How do you get run over by a landspeeder?????????

It hovers above the ground by a good 6 yards(?) . Luke drove the thing over the rocky terrains of Tatooine.

Jar-Jar has pretty good reflexes. I am sure he would duck the minute one comes by him.

I think what you want is for Jar-Jar to be stomped to a pulp, by an Imperial Walker while being strapped down.


But alas, I abhor this distateful violence for a character that was just simply a product of CGI and bad writing on Lucas parts.

Now, Anakin Skywalker is a person that deserves to be lightsaber whipped.

I would love to see Mace Windau give Anakin the bitch slapping he so rightly deserves.