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Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:47 AM

This here.

"Flying Slimey Donkey Dicks" is utterly hilarious when you imagine Yahtzee saying it!
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 05:39 AM

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Am I the real Yahtzee? Only I know.

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998 fans. WHO WILL BE THE 1000TH?

Damn sure you are.

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 11:09 AM

View PostGhello, on 30 January 2010 - 07:47 PM, said:

This here.

"Flying Slimey Donkey Dicks" is utterly hilarious when you imagine Yahtzee saying it!


Um...if you say so.
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 02:41 PM

View PostGhello, on 30 January 2010 - 04:47 AM, said:

"Flying Slimey Donkey Dicks" is utterly hilarious when you imagine Yahtzee saying it!


I find it funnier to imagine my grandmother saying that.
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Posted 31 January 2010 - 07:38 PM

View PostThaluikhain, on 31 January 2010 - 11:09 AM, said:

Um...if you say so.


I didn't yo.

The comments on these are a bigger joke then anything. How everyone tries to come up with a clever remark to every post Yahtzee here makes is a laugh a word.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 03:20 AM

I think the biggest joke is the fact that there is some idiot out there with such a serious case of mistaken identity and so much time to try and keep up appearances.
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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:31 AM

My guess would be that it's maintained by The Escapist's public relations crew. And I can't even blame them for not doing a well enough job because a half-assed job clearly suffices with that sort of audience.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:10 AM

Yahtzee said:

I seem to have become everything I despise, now that I have Twitter, an iPhone, and Facebook. Yes, I have a Facebook, but I haven't put my real name on it, that's for fucking certain. It's a social networking site, and my fanboys are the very last people I will ever socialise with. So the Facebook profile for "Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw" is most DEFINITELY not me. Up to now I've been content to let whoever-it-is live the lie, but he keeps posting absolutely dreadful 'jokes' that are starting to reflect badly on me. So stop it, you little bitch.


Nah, it's just some random fucknut.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:38 AM

Reading the front page is just cheating. :(

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 04:24 AM

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I NEED COMMENTS


Don't we all.

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 12:09 AM

Prepubescence fail. Anyone who needs attention that much is either under twelve or has a serious condition.

I'm not even thirteen, but I would shoot myself in the face if I woke up to discover I had done that, so I bet its like a thirty year old man-child or something. Either way we are all giving him way more attention than he deserves.
I finally got my website up. Im pretty stoaked right about now.
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Posted 15 February 2010 - 07:07 AM

Such as by talking about him right now, you mean?

Though, desperate attention seeking is hardly uncommon on the intermahnets
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 04:39 AM

Fuck you, you're just jealous. :angry2:

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 11:00 AM

View PostUltravisitor, on 15 February 2010 - 12:09 AM, said:

I'm not even thirteen, but I would shoot myself in the face if I woke up to discover I had done that, so I bet its like a thirty year old man-child or something.

Somehow, your actions make more sense now! At least your writing skills are clearer than most younger people on the internet. (I AM LOOKING AT YOU, MY 12 YEAR OLD BROTHER WHO CANNOT SPELL AT ALL AND MY 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER WHO PUTS RANDOM CAPITALS ON HALF HIS WORDS)

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Fuck you, you're just jealous. :angry2:

It's okay, Gobbler, I'm always jealous of everything you do.
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:06 AM

Really? Yesterday I ran over a cat.

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