[Mist]

Who will join us in our revolution? (For details, read the "Lemurs will beat puffins into a pulp" thread (lemurs vs puffins)).

[Jane Sherwood]

Er...what are we revolting against exactly?


(Hug me and I'll stab you. :angry: )

[Mist]

Nothing! That's the brilliant part! No one would suspect that we'd revolt against nothing. Don't you see? They'll never see it coming.

This post has been edited by Mist: 15 June 2004 - 06:00 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Ah, of course, it all makes so much sense now...



(*bounces up and down a bit*)

Hey, when can we starting the looting and the pillaging and attacking our oppressors? Can we have a riot now? I want a riot!

[Mist]

Go right ahead and begin. Er... First, find some oppressors to riot against.

Oh I know! Someone in government who's name is a synonym for shrub. Let us know how it all goes.

All posters in the Rory/Communist thread, this is a playing out of anarchy. We start it, and now whatever anyone wants goes...This could turn ugly really fast. It's ok though, because Cheffie will win out in the end by using our IP's to DDOS us or summat.

Ok, maybe we should limit the violence to Janey. This is now a junta. Janey, you're in charge of the peace. I'm in charge of the violence.

This post has been edited by Mist: 15 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

[Little princess]

You've picked the right ones for the jobs.

[Mist]

Ok, LP. Now that you're in, what position would you like?

[Jane Sherwood]

Ok, maybe we should limit the violence to Janey. This is now a junta. Janey, you're in charge of the peace. I'm in charge of the violence.

We're doing what now?


My thesaurus says a junta is a military rule...that's a bad thing! The military is bad! Never ever ever trust the government or the military! EVER!

I'm revolting against this martial law!

[Mist]

Junta is what you get after a coup or some such. I was going to write "oligarchy" but that's not quite right either since the people wouldn't necessarily have a say in it. It's kind of a cross between oligarchy and a junta sans military leaders.

First order of business, name this form of government. Any ideas?

[Jane Sherwood]

Oh...ok, then.


But why am I in charge of peace and you're in charge of dishing out violence? And why just limit me to that? I'm not entirely about blood and violence, you know. I'm not just some mindless thug with a fixation for sharp pointy things. Besides, that's like giving me job of glorified security guard!


(On a more insane note, who's to say if most of the violent talk is my real opinion or not? I like letting Jane [the real MuseJane] take "control" of the keyboard a lot while I'm here...although her sentiments are about the same on what I just said the first half, just much more indignant.)


I feel argumentative right now...

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 15 June 2004 - 09:07 PM

[Mist]

No one, but, then, who's to say that I'm all about huggles and the like? I'd be surprised if most of us act in real life how we act on here. Written voices are usually completely different from spoken voices. At FR, though, you're definitely the most violent of us.

As you wish, Janey, you're in charge of the hugs, and I'm in charge of the stabbing.

*admires her knife*

Shiny.

[Jane Sherwood]

Oh now you're gonna die!

[Mist]

That's not a very good way to start off your term.

Fine. Term's up. New leaders are needed. Until we get some, LP can be in charge of violence and Chyld can be in charge of hugs if he joins up.

This form of government has the quickest rotation rate of any that I've heard of. We're going to need lots of new revolutionaries, or it's going to die off pretty quickly. To last one year, we'll need 87600 people.

It's kind of good, though, since no one's in power long enough to mess anything up. Unless a government conspiracy goes into effect, nothing should go wrong with this government. That's assuming it lasts long enough to matter anyway.

Edit: So what should we call it? FullyRambloism?

This post has been edited by Mist: 15 June 2004 - 09:37 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Sounds fine to me, but I think I'll just be the uncoopperative, subversive element.

I'm making my own rules here! And I rule over the eight people in my head: Banning, Jane, Jackyl, Raven, Leah, Sirena, Adrienne, and Azrael!


...


{*Shut up! I do too! Quit laughing!*}

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 15 June 2004 - 09:56 PM

[Mist]

You've finally named them all, apparently. Last time, I believe you hadn't named them all.