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Who would win in a fight?

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 02:19 AM

QUOTE (Stalky @ Jun 17 2004, 06:25 AM)
Well I don't think anyone could win a fight against Janey with a shovel, so the poor birdy loses sad.gif

That's pretty much how I saw it playing out. cool.gif
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Posted 18 June 2004 - 05:43 AM

I reckon a Puffin could even beat Jane weilding a shovel.
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Posted 18 June 2004 - 04:20 PM

(*narrows eyes*)

I'd like to see the little bastard try...
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Posted 19 June 2004 - 07:45 AM

So would I, actually.
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Posted 19 June 2004 - 11:43 PM

Would Janey have her BFK as a backup? If so, I don't think there's even the most remote chance of survival for the puffin. If not, I think the puffin might be able to lose by being knocked unconscious rather than killed... if it was lucky. blink.gif

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I'm comfortably numb.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 08:31 AM

What about MANY Puffins versus Jane with a shovel? smile.gif
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 09:14 AM

Not that one wouldn't win tongue.gif
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 11:44 AM

How about Jane, and 3 dozen puffins, in a 3 by 5 foot packing crate. Who wins then?
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:12 PM

I don't think we'd all be able to fit in there, let alone have a very bizarre-looking fight to the finish...
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 03:54 PM

Even if you could, could you wield a shovel in that box? blink.gif

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 05:47 PM

Ok, say the three dozen puffins and myself do fit into the tiny packing crate. The shovel certainly wouldn't, and I'm fairly certain the tazer would electrocute us all if I tried to use it, so I think the knife would be my only choice of weaponry.

I'd still win, though.
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 05:49 PM

Come now, Janey. You need a weapon? Psht. laugh.gif
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 06:20 PM

Well, we'd be packed in there so tightly it would be pretty hard to move propery...
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Posted 21 June 2004 - 10:41 AM

I'm interested in this scenario. If Jane does end up knifing 3 dozen Puffins, I get to try Puffin pie biggrin.gif
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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:54 PM

Says one of the guys who so devotedly voted "puffin" in the first poll...

Those bloodstains would never come out...
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