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New article plan dear god this will be bad

#1 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 02:32 AM

So, in light of there being bugger all occuring, I decided to rehash an old idea. No one turned in any erotic fan fiction for our last contest except Deuacon's story about me dying and also being Ron of Harry Potter....... or something? Anywho, If we can't write any awful erotic fan fic, I intend to find some and then review it. Seeing as this will be my last sensible post before I turn off google safe search and start typing in "harry potter fucked up story" and so forth, I suppose I should preserve an image of myself before I become infected with whatever I'm going to trudge into, as a sort of control group or baseline.

So here goes:

I'm J M Hoffman, it's ass oclock in the morning, and slade is kind of a dick.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:24 AM

1.) So that'd be what you were trying to talk about when I was turning on my laptop, almost literally in my sleep!

2.) No pic, dude. How will we know your face before the horror?

3.) Pie.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:33 PM

there is no pic for i am a mystery.

and your lap top isnt the only thing you can turn on in your sleep ;)

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 12:14 AM

Its true. Once I was sleepwalking and turned on the computer and started sending nonsensical messages.

Wait, we were talking about something else, weren't we?
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 01:37 PM

Did you forget to log out and switch accounts again, Chotal Nymroldi?
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:51 AM

So... any results good enough to share with us, Mr. HofMarN?

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 04:05 AM

Gobbler - Otal and myself reviewed the headless horseman/time travel/diaper fetish fan fic........... thing that I found. Now I feel cold. Now the world is cold.

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