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Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!

Poll: Who would win in a fight? (49 member(s) have cast votes)

Who would win in a fight?

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#361 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

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Posted 07 May 2005 - 10:07 PM

You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha.

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Posted 08 May 2005 - 07:48 PM

But in reality I was using double-reverse psycology, which is kinda like double-secret probation. My forces are nowhere near your troops. They're about to take your command center. Your forces are closing in on a bunch of NORMAL roadkill, not magically enhanced ones.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 09:19 PM

Haha, the poll is tied! My mission is accomplished and I can die with honor, knowing that I have given the lemurian forces a chance at victory over both of their opponents. Until then though, YAR! -Hacks through the ranks of the road kill ruthlessly leading a charge by the puffins-

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 03:47 PM

See! Listen to his double talk! First it's a united puffin/lemur force, now you're his enemies! He is pure evil, and represents the evil of all lemurs!
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 05:52 PM

Nono FD, you're the enemy, the puffins are our opponents. But compared to roadkill they're just as good as lemurs, so we have to join together against you.

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Posted 10 May 2005 - 06:14 PM

"An enemy of an enemy is my friend."
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 07:37 PM

Well, the US wasn't Germany's friend, even though we were the USSR's enemy.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 01:35 AM

Hmmmm I'm going to guess from that statement that you're drunk and therefore your forces are without even your moderately incompetent leadership. The time for the final strike is at hand. For lemurs and puffins everywhere, strike for justice! Never shall roadkill dominate our world! Raaaah for Queensland!

Epilogue: Amid the ensuing battle hundreds of puffins and lemurs would lose their blood, their fur, their feathers, and indeed their very lives. However it was not in vain. For the roadkill forces were obliterated. But more importantly it was discovered that Puffins and Lemurs are not so very different. In fact, if you go by the poll, they're pretty much equal. And so peace reigned throughout the land until someone else voted.

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Posted 01 June 2005 - 10:48 PM

Might as well make this my first post, as I cannot sit back and watch the great Lemur be besmirched by these Puffin-lovers. Long live the Lemur!
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 11:17 PM

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Gabriel, it's only your first post, but I feel like I want to hug you. Thanks to you, the Lemur forces have finally overcome our puffin oppressors and taken the lead in this Great Battle!

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 04:05 AM

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BASTARD.
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Posted 02 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

Ahh, one post and I already have the resident knife-happy lady wanting to hug me, and I've also been called a bastard. This is going to be a good stay.

Now, we just need more Lemur supporters to make this an overwhelming victory. I shall go mak- I mean, find some.

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Posted 02 June 2005 - 03:55 PM

Well, I would tell you to vote for a certian third party candidate, but everyone else here would rip off my nipples and shove them in a blender.
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 01:53 AM

No, you're an outside 4th party candidate. It wasn't called Roadkill Pufflemur now, was it? biggrin.gif
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 09:37 AM

Shhhhh... you'll give it away...
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