[Icey]

Hast thou not playeth the Siege of Worms!? We have the Pope! You know what that means, he rules the bishops and you know what ammo mortars use. BISHOPS! So surrender now before the Puffins will napalmstrike you to death while Sladicus the First lets the explosive bishops rain upon you with their bible bombs.

[J m HofMarN]

Red lemur to gold lemur, red lemur to gold lemur, come in gold lemur. this is red lemur, call sign bravo gamma zulu come in gold lemur.

Red squad has hooked toe cables around the roadkill and we're now using them to flail floppydisk mercilessly. Do the geneva conventions apply to beings that are already dead and their commanders?

Repeat, do the Geneva conventions apply to the deceased?

[floppydisk]

I will not stand for this. I wouldn't give in even if I was facing giant tiger robots from another dimension! Onward!

*Uses the vile stench of the roadkill to chemichally gas a Lemur Batallion*

Take that!

Roadkill division 6!

Yes sir?

Begin using bones to build a barricade on our Eastern side, that's where the Lemurs are attacking from.

Yes sir!

If you surrender now, I'll spare your lives. If anyone wants to join me, you'll get Australia when I rule the world.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 04 May 2005 - 07:35 PM

[J m HofMarN]

Your intelligence is flawed sir, Lemur forces are attacking from the North. The east might have been an escape route, but now there are bones there. And you missed the lemurs since we're in the north and only managed to hit some Kurds, which brings on more good news. There's a UN forse sweeping in from the South, so you're either going to crawl into the sea and swim with the jelly fishes or go on trial for crimes against humanity. Since your troops are already dead I wont ask any of them to come over to our side, I'm just sending them to out happy camps of pleasure.

[Rhubarb]

posted in wrong account

This post has been edited by Rhubarb: 05 May 2005 - 05:06 AM

[SimeSublime]

Initiate operation dark overlord.

Any second now, squadrons of puffins are going to fly over, carring jellyfish to terroize. We'll swoop in from above, dangling the cuthulu-like tentacles on your troops, stinging them mercilessly, then gaining altitude before you can retaliate.

[Yahtzee]

This image is dedicated to everyone still posting in this thread:

[Jane Sherwood]

Blame necromancy.

[J m HofMarN]

There was a joke involved here?

Pull back, all lemur forces, the roadkill is being stung by the flying jellyfish and we don't want to waste any of our troops. Commence operation: Put powdered lime in baking soda boxes and then send it in to aid the enemy's jellyfish stings.

[Dark Comet]

Always with the jellyfish. You know what you need for them? ONE BIG FUCk-OFF OYSTER MALLET. That'll make them feel flat.

[floppydisk]

Aha, JM, but I was using reverse-psycology to get you to admit where your forces are coming from. At this moment my troops are destroying your northern lemur forces.

And the UN doesn't have an army, silly.

[Icey]

Jesus Christ Floppydisk, have you never heard of UNATCO? They got cybernetic nano warrios with thick german accents and plasmaguns (+5 against dead/undead)!

[J m HofMarN]

You didn't have to trick me into revealing where our forces are. They're surrounding you on three sides on land and the jellyfish navy covers the water and the puffins have the sky. Only one thing remains to be said:

All your base are belong to us.

[SimeSublime]

Zing.

[Icey]

What you say?