Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
#333
Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:43 AM
Oh bollocks. My support of the lemurs has no political motivation and should cause none. And I've been told by a few people that I have nice eyes.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, fighting over lemurs and puffins. You need to understand that all are equal in the eyes of God, and none are more equal than others. Have you forgotten about the purpose of this poll: to guess at which animal would win in a fight?
We mustn't be divided over who thinks which animal should win, we should be united under the common knowledge that regardless of the outcome, the fight would be pretty damned cool. Go in peace, my children. Do not let petty differences cloud your judgements.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, fighting over lemurs and puffins. You need to understand that all are equal in the eyes of God, and none are more equal than others. Have you forgotten about the purpose of this poll: to guess at which animal would win in a fight?
We mustn't be divided over who thinks which animal should win, we should be united under the common knowledge that regardless of the outcome, the fight would be pretty damned cool. Go in peace, my children. Do not let petty differences cloud your judgements.
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#334
Posted 03 May 2005 - 09:09 AM
Once again the mighty Pope Sladicus I puts all in perspective. He truely sits at the right hand of the puffin.
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#336
Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:37 PM
What do you call a bird who smokes?
A puffin.
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Lemurs are terrifying. They have a hidden agenda, known only to themselves. In every great conspiracy, someone has traced the origins back to a lemur. They get as far as seeing the tail, and are then never heard from again.Besides, I like puffin beaks. They're shiny and colourful. Like a fifty pence piece dipped in turpentine.
A puffin.
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Lemurs are terrifying. They have a hidden agenda, known only to themselves. In every great conspiracy, someone has traced the origins back to a lemur. They get as far as seeing the tail, and are then never heard from again.Besides, I like puffin beaks. They're shiny and colourful. Like a fifty pence piece dipped in turpentine.
#337
Posted 03 May 2005 - 04:31 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ May 3 2005, 02:43 AM)
Have you forgotten about the purpose of this poll: to guess at which animal would win in a fight?
That's what I said on page seventeen, but do they listen? No.
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#339
Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:10 PM
After playing Worms Fortress: Under Siege, I noticed something amusing, birds are harbringers of doom and explosion, thus the Puffin would easily win in a fight, even though it wouldn't reign supreme. It's simply too bombtastic to lose to a hairy rat with big eyes and odd tail.
#340
Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:27 PM
Slade- Absolutely right your holiness. Justb ecause a lemur could own a puffin in a fight to the death dosnt mean the puffin is inferior. Thank you for bestowing your wisdom.
Floppydisk- That's it, off to the work camps with you...
Dark Comet- Lemurs are indeed terrifying, as you saw in the char sheet I put forth they have points in the intimidate skill. Yet another reason they win.
Icey- If lemurs had been present in that game it would have been unwinnable.
Floppydisk- That's it, off to the work camps with you...
Dark Comet- Lemurs are indeed terrifying, as you saw in the char sheet I put forth they have points in the intimidate skill. Yet another reason they win.
Icey- If lemurs had been present in that game it would have been unwinnable.
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#341
Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:08 AM
No need to be mean to Icey JM. It's time we dropped this petty grudge and turned on the real enemy.
We're coming for you, Floppy Disk.
We're coming for you, Floppy Disk.
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#344
Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:32 PM
Floppydisk- the problem with your army is that two of them seem to be pirates, two are ninja, and your commander is some scared guy. First round, the two pirates and two ninja murder eachother, so your army consists of one guy with soggy pants. The lemur forces are now sweeping down from the north while our puffin allies run surveillance on you from the air and drop tonnes of puffin dung on you to keep you from targeting our ground forces. Just when you think you have a moment's respite the second wave comes in, for our numbers are so far superior that we had time to breed more lemurs while some of the other lemurs were attacking you. You are driven towards the ocean, the lair of... the jellyfish.
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#345
Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:10 PM
Those weren't the roadkills, those were just some smileys. You can see two of my finest Generals in the post I used to introduce the Roadkill Party.
And even if my army did consist solely of Pirates and Ninja, they would totally ban together in the name of justice and fight your puffin/ninja/jellyfish armies.
And even if my army did consist solely of Pirates and Ninja, they would totally ban together in the name of justice and fight your puffin/ninja/jellyfish armies.
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