[J m HofMarN]

Lecter- Bad. Go lay down.

Icey- So what you're saying is that puffins cannot beat lemurs without calling in outside assistance? Seems kinda cheatery.

[NinevriseAV]

LEMUR!... though I do think the puffin is teribly cute.

Lemur: Lemur catta
Height: 15 - 18"
Weight: 5 - 7.5 lbs.
Tail Length: 22 - 25"

Puffin: Fratercula arctica
Height: 15 inches
Weight: 1.5 lbs

Same size, but the lemur has the weight advantage and the tail. That's a big tail.

[Icey]

Nature is tough JM, and sometimes just being cute, smart and knowing how to use it is the only way to survive (The Puffin is above all that ofcourse). Have you never seen Battle Royale?

[J m HofMarN]

Haha, getting nervous?

[floppydisk]

"The lemur has never made his views clear on child pornography. Is he for child pornography? Can you trust your safety to a child pornographer? Can you trust your childrens safety?

Vote Puffin, a candidate strictly against child pornography."

- Slade

Insinuating that our candidate endorses child pornography is both sick and untrue. That's slander, and unless you issue an immiadete public apology, I'll be forced to go to friend's houses and make more votes for lemurs.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 18 April 2005 - 08:22 PM

[Emu]

I was going to make some sort of reference to Edgar Allan Poe and carts full of drunkards being wheeled from town to town for the purpose of voting, however I couldn't get the phrasing quite right. So instead I'll say:

[Icey]

As you all know, a vote for Puffins, is a vote for equality amongst men, a vote for Lemurs is a vote for the few getting rich using the masses.

[Chyld]

He lies! In this two-party system, its all the same song, just with a different singer! Only the path of the Jellyfish is the path to enlightenment.

FACT: Puffins and lemurs have never accidently been sucked into diving suits, thus causing much hilarity.

FACT: Jellyfish are named after jelly, delicious and fufilling - like jellyfish!

FACT: I need a drink - and jellyfish are 97% water!

FICTION: Gibble wongta fingerbubblerg nurgflerg.

FACT: A Vote For JellyFish Is A Vote For Freedom

[Icey]

Freedom... OR JELLY SLAVERY!!! The Jellyfish is a ruthless dictator that is justly feared by all. Do not trust his Chyldish lies... Only the Puffin may set you free with the puffin wings of freedom!

[SimeSublime]

- Slade

Insinuating that our candidate endorses child pornography is both sick and untrue. That's slander, and unless you issue an immiadete public apology, I'll be forced to go to friend's houses and make more votes for lemurs.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The followers of the Lemur have accused gentle Slade of slander for making statements that he never said. This makes them hypocrites. Can you trust a hypocrit with your vote? Can you trust a hypocrit with your children's safety?

Vote Puffin.

[Icey]

Exclusive Lemur Scandal Picture

See this? This is how a Lemur shows gratitute, by HUGGLING onto you for ever and ever and ever untill it gets bored of you and just walks away. Do you JM, Janey and the other infidels want to be huggled by someone who cares nothing for you nor any other? Do you like being huggled by little hairy creatures? How about big blonde men?

I think we all know the answer to that. Go Puffin.

This post has been edited by Icey: 19 April 2005 - 07:50 AM

[Chyld]

You mistake us, Icey. It is not jellyfish who are despots, but Portugese Men-of-war, who are actually giant colony-creatures. Jellyfish are thoroughly democratic. Or socialistic. Whichever's better.

And Icey, all mammals are family, orientated. Puffin babies just sit in nests and demand food all the time, no difference. Only jellyfish are truly indifferent, fertilising their young like fish and abandoning them. They turn out harder that way.

[Icey]

Just like the Spartans? Oh we all remember how democratic the Spartans were. Communist slavekeepers!!! Also those two lemurs weren't family, the smaller one had been protected from a little baby puffin (that even though it was smaller, with a broken leg) when he attacked the midget lemur in self defence. The puffin quickly haltered away as he saw the lemurs were teaming up on him and that's why he survived and did what all lemurs do.

Hold onto you like a parasite and call it huggling.

This post has been edited by Icey: 19 April 2005 - 08:52 AM

[floppydisk]

The followers of the Lemur have accused gentle Slade of slander for making statements that he never said. This makes them hypocrites. Can you trust a hypocrit with your vote? Can you trust a hypocrit with your children's safety?

Vote Puffin.

I am terribly sorry that I keep confusing Sime and Slade. It was a simple mistake and it will not happen again. I have no ill will toward Slade, and my party only wishes the best for him.

However, calling us hypocrites solves nothing. It only makes you more hypocritic when the public realizes the truth, Sime. Lemurs are not your enemy, but your friend! What the public needs to be asking is what is the Puffin party's stance on Child Pornography. I have never heard them state a claim on the subject. Would you trust your vote to someone who might damage your children? I think not.

Go Lemurs.

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 19 April 2005 - 01:12 PM

[Icey]

Nearly all child molesters have penises, all of the male lemur population have penises while none of the puffin population do!!! Can you trust Lemurs that are in the danger group of child molestors? You know the answer to that.

Go Puffinesque!