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Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!

Poll: Who would win in a fight? (49 member(s) have cast votes)

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#166 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 12:19 PM

Lemurs forever
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 03:07 PM

"Puffins rock and I'll slap anyone who says otherwise."

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:14 PM

The puffins mandate to reign supreme is starting to look an awful lot like Bush's. KYAHAHAHAHA! Three more votes and we go into overtime!

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:57 PM

Et Tu JM!

Let me tell you a little story about the Puffin and the Lemur

Once in a magical kingdom north of Narnia, there were a couple of friends, a Lemur and a Puffin. Both lived happily in equal houses and shared everything equally. Then one day, Johnny the Homicidal Lemur came home, stole everthing Puffin had and then burnt his house to the ground, mocking Puffin all the time.
Puffin had revenge when he ravaged the Lemur and ripped his testicles of and made him watch.

That's why Puffins rock and reign supreme.
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 11:37 PM

A puffin beat a lemur? Ha! That'll be the day! Look at them, they're like flying multi colored pillows man. Their BEAKS aren't event pointed. They don't have talons, they have flippers. The only advantage a puffin has is that it can fly, but I'd be willing to bet lemurs can throw stuff. Lemurs look a whole lot more fearsome than puffins, and I think a lemur could slay a puffin any day.

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 01:03 AM

How little you know, JM. Although Lemurs may hate Puffins, and spend their whole lives plotting their downfall, when it finally comes to act, it finds it can't. Who could strike down something so perfect? The Lemur certainly cannot, crippled retch that it is. And so the Supremity of the Puffin lives on.
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 01:59 AM

In this world, there are people who’ve read lord of the rings, or haven’t…

There are people who like ice cream or dislike it…

The world has now been divided into Puffins and Lemurs… things can only get more interesting…

*Pulls up a stool… starts eating popcorn while watching the ensuing carnage…*
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:51 AM

Ha so much for your "supremity"! That isnt even a word. Only a puffinlover would say that!

VIVA LA LEMURS!

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:13 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 15 2005, 10:51 AM)
Ha so much for your "supremity"! That isnt even a word. Only a puffinlover would say that!

VIVA LA LEMURS!


lemurs are gay
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 09:51 AM

QUOTE (vpresrufus @ Apr 15 2005, 07:13 AM)
lemurs are gay


Well, maybe, but those Puffins remind me of penguins. And I fucking hate Penguins.
So it's Lemurs for me. Lemurs shall overcome!
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 11:19 AM

Yeah well penguins hate you too.

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 02:49 PM

Only some lemurs are gay. You shouldn't hate them for what they are. I thought we practiced tolerance on these boards?
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (vpresrufus @ Apr 15 2005, 07:13 AM)
lemurs are gay


You realize the weakness of that insult is right up there with "You (*insert action here*) like a girl!" right?
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 10:53 PM

If lemurs are gay than how do they reproduce? Also, whats wrong with being gay?

Oh, and Jane, You put on your socks like a girl!

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:23 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 16 2005, 03:53 AM)
If lemurs are gay than how do they reproduce? Also, whats wrong with being gay?

Oh, and Jane, You put on your socks like a girl!

Lemurs!

And Jane, you have sex like a girl.
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