[Jane Sherwood]

*gives Janey a replicating pumpkin pie*

Hooray for pie!

[Chyld]

But Chyld has infinite Chyldlings.   If nothing else, he could suffocate us.

Quite right. They're like penis enlargement spam, you can burn as much as you like, set up filters, and it'll still get through...

While we're here, at what rate do these pies replicate?

EDIT: While we're piking extra pies, can I have a self-replicating Tasty Meat Pie to go with my army of Pie-Mes? Please? *puppy dog eyes*

This post has been edited by Chyld: 22 June 2004 - 12:37 PM

[Mist]

I should set up a market for replicating pies.

*gives Chyld a replicating tasty meat pie*

[Chyld]

Hurrah for tasty pies!

*Hugs for all*

*Except Jane, who gets No-Hugs*

[Jane Sherwood]

Good, looks like you're learning!

[Chyld]

My niceness works on multiple levels...

[Stalky]

I'm gonna hug Jane 'coz I'm a man and I'm 'ard and I can take the pain.

*huggles*

Do you do self-replicating donuts? I love toffee donuts with custard filling!

[Jane Sherwood]

That's good to know Stalky.

Now then, where would you like me to stick your testicals once I'm done hacking them off? Because I was thinking of shoving them down your manly throat...

[SimeSublime]

I'm not sure if you can do that, as, seeing as he made a lightsabre, he now legally owns his own testicles.

[Jane Sherwood]

Oh, they'd still be his, my cutting them off wouldn't change that. They'd just be...relocated.

[SimeSublime]

But then again, seeing as you also drew a lightsabre, perhaps you'd like to requsition his?

[Jane Sherwood]

Hmmm...but he if does, in fact, already own his, would I still be able to do that, or would I only get one?

[SimeSublime]

Well, I guess if you only legally own one, you could argue to the judge that you should legally have two, and if he won't give you Stalky's, you'd have to take the extra one from the judge. I'm sure he'd see reason then.

[Jane Sherwood]

But what would I do with them once I owned them? Stick them in a jar of formaldehyde on the end of my desk and let them serve as a grim and disturbing warning to others, or sell them on e-bay?


Decisions, decisions...

[SimeSublime]

I guess you could put them to work as a little sperm factory to make some money at the local sperm bank. And hey, with them in tow, you'd be able to have children on your own, hence reducing unwanted hugs from now un-needed boyfriends.