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Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!

Poll: Who would win in a fight? (49 member(s) have cast votes)

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#91 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 12:40 AM

What if we smash it into someone's face? Will it keep replicating then?
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:10 AM

Depends. It'll replicate as a many-flavoured mess if it's smashed on someone's face. I suppose the real question is, "Will the person's face begin to replicate with the pie?" I don't know the answer to that, I'm afraid. sad.gif I haven't studied replicating pies. Maybe Supes or Mudda has?

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I'm comfortably numb.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 05:01 AM

The pie replicates in the replicating pie bowl, so a face will have no effect on it.
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 05:31 AM

Depends on how it's replicated, the face may be telefragged.
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 06:41 AM

... sad.gif

What else to say? Sorry.
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 01:10 PM

You should be.


Lucky for you, my attention span isn't quite long enough to hold a proper grudge, so I'll just smash this pie in your face and be done with the whole thing.

(*Smash*)

I feel better now. smile.gif
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 02:46 PM

...Soooooo tempted to eat the pie off his face now mellow.gif
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 03:21 PM

I wonder what flavor it would be if you did...

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 03:39 PM

*watches chyld closely to see if his face is replicated*

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*watches as chyld's face replicates and the replications begin to act like chyld...just bodyless*

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Chyld: Erum..I'm curious as to what flavour it is too.
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Posted 20 June 2004 - 06:34 PM

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Now that's intersting...what would you call something like that? "Chyldren"?


Let me know when the pie flavor gets to pumpkin.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 09:48 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Jun 18 2004, 04:24 PM)
You've got five, I've got eight.  And two of them are genuinely evil.

Damn! I must admit an oversight on my part. I had completely forgotten the allies that Janey could bring to bare in this conflict. I think I will be engaging the invulnerability and making a tactical retreat to regroup and formulate another plan.


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Congratulations. You've truly struck a nerve. You've now lost any and all affection I may have formerly felt toward you. I hope you're happy.


That will teach me to post before reading the entire set of responses. Please note Janey that I know exactly what you are referring to and thus am well aware of the existence of your allies - hence my retreat. biggrin.gif

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 12:22 AM

See? Supes gets it!
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Posted 21 June 2004 - 12:55 PM

Hmm, face-pie. Beats the risk of being knifed in my sleep by an angry blonde any day.

I'd call the pie-men "Chyldlings", as its quite appropriate. This does of course mean what I now have my own army of pie-piece Chyldlings? Beats Janes allies anyday...

*realises this might bring back the Angry-Jane, and hides in a bunker. Made of pie.*

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:45 PM

Sorry, but an army of bodiless Chyldlings is like an army of Murrays, only they look like you and have flesh.

You'd still lose, all we'd need is high enough footstools and they wouldn't be able to touch us.






Hey Mist...since I smashed that one in his face, could I just have a self-replicating pumpkin pie? Pumpkin pie kicks ass.

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 21 June 2004 - 01:57 PM

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Jun 21 2004, 10:45 AM)
Sorry, but an army of bodiless Chyldlings is like an army of Murrays, only they look like you and have flesh.

You'd still lose, all we'd need is high enough footstools and they wouldn't be able to touch us.






Hey Mist...since I smashed that one in his face, could I just have a self-replicating pumpkin pie? Pumpkin pie kicks ass.

But Chyld has infinite Chyldlings. blink.gif If nothing else, he could suffocate us.

*gives Janey a replicating pumpkin pie*
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