Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
#61
Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:16 PM
(*sigh*)
I guess I just can't help it - I'm as gentle as a kitten. You guys go and have your horribly violent huggle-revolution. I'll just stay here and clean the blood off my knife...
I guess I just can't help it - I'm as gentle as a kitten. You guys go and have your horribly violent huggle-revolution. I'll just stay here and clean the blood off my knife...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#63
Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:40 PM
QUOTE
Well, smacking someone in the face with a shovel hurts a hell of a lot worse than it would if you hit them with a puffin. Puffins are soft and presumably squishy, whereas shovels are hard and painful.
You, apparently, have never been attacked by a mad rabid puffin with homicidal tendencies.
Fortunately, neither have I, but I can't imagine that it would be considerably more pleasant than being whacked with a shovel.
*quietly leaves before the huggle revolution gets into full swing*
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#65
Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:50 PM
(*raises tazer*)
Just what part of my signature warning do you not understand? Do I need to replace it with Chyld's idea and just say "Stop hugging me, I have a fuckoff huge knife." ?
I've gone waaaaaay too easy on you, Misty...
Just what part of my signature warning do you not understand? Do I need to replace it with Chyld's idea and just say "Stop hugging me, I have a fuckoff huge knife." ?
I've gone waaaaaay too easy on you, Misty...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#68
Posted 15 June 2004 - 06:21 PM
(*stares at Stalky, headtilt*)
...Can I hit you instead?
...Can I hit you instead?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#69
Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:32 PM
Janey.
Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.
They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.
A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.
They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).
Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.
They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.
A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.
They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).
#71
Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:54 PM
Don't corner me. I'm like a wild animal when I'm cornered, so unless you fancy losing a limb, just. Don't. Try it.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 15 June 2004 - 07:57 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#73
Posted 15 June 2004 - 08:13 PM
That's all the time I'll need...I've got a BFK in one hand and a tazer in the other.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#74
Posted 15 June 2004 - 08:22 PM
*waits for a crowd to gather*
Basically, we need six people willing to die or be dismembered to hug Janey. Where's Lachie when you need him?
An aside: I don't know what this song is that I'm listening to, but I like it. It's jazz of some kind.
Basically, we need six people willing to die or be dismembered to hug Janey. Where's Lachie when you need him?
An aside: I don't know what this song is that I'm listening to, but I like it. It's jazz of some kind.
I'm comfortably numb.
Jimbo: We had to kill them to keep them from going extinct.
Jimbo: We had to kill them to keep them from going extinct.
#75
Posted 16 June 2004 - 03:08 AM
QUOTE (Little princess @ Jun 16 2004, 01:32 AM)
Janey.
Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.
They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.
A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.
They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).
Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.
They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.
A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.
They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).
Did I miss something then? I've still got a five inch knife wound from the last time I tried to hug Jane. If I needed more orifices...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish