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Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!

Poll: Who would win in a fight? (49 member(s) have cast votes)

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#61 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:16 PM

(*sigh*)

I guess I just can't help it - I'm as gentle as a kitten. You guys go and have your horribly violent huggle-revolution. I'll just stay here and clean the blood off my knife...
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:39 PM

*hugs Janey*

Join the revolution, Janey. You know you want to.

This post has been edited by Mist: 15 June 2004 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:40 PM

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Well, smacking someone in the face with a shovel hurts a hell of a lot worse than it would if you hit them with a puffin.  Puffins are soft and presumably squishy, whereas shovels are hard and painful.


You, apparently, have never been attacked by a mad rabid puffin with homicidal tendencies.

Fortunately, neither have I, but I can't imagine that it would be considerably more pleasant than being whacked with a shovel. rolleyes.gif

*quietly leaves before the huggle revolution gets into full swing*
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:41 PM

*huggles emu*

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!

Take no prisoners!
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:50 PM

(*raises tazer*)

Just what part of my signature warning do you not understand? Do I need to replace it with Chyld's idea and just say "Stop hugging me, I have a fuckoff huge knife." ?

I've gone waaaaaay too easy on you, Misty...
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 05:54 PM

I know. happy.gif Anywho, I noticed that you joined the revolution, regardless. tongue.gif
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 06:01 PM

*wants a hug from Janey and no other*
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#68 User is offline   Jane Sherwood Icon

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Posted 15 June 2004 - 06:21 PM

(*stares at Stalky, headtilt*)

...Can I hit you instead?
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:32 PM

Janey.

Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.

They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.

A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.

They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:45 PM

laugh.gif You're being swarmed, Janey.
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 07:54 PM

Don't corner me. I'm like a wild animal when I'm cornered, so unless you fancy losing a limb, just. Don't. Try it.

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Posted 15 June 2004 - 08:02 PM

She can only get one or five of us before she goes down. biggrin.gif
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Posted 15 June 2004 - 08:13 PM

That's all the time I'll need...I've got a BFK in one hand and a tazer in the other.



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Posted 15 June 2004 - 08:22 PM

*waits for a crowd to gather*

Basically, we need six people willing to die or be dismembered to hug Janey. Where's Lachie when you need him? sad.gif

An aside: I don't know what this song is that I'm listening to, but I like it. happy.gif It's jazz of some kind.
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Posted 16 June 2004 - 03:08 AM

QUOTE (Little princess @ Jun 16 2004, 01:32 AM)
Janey.

Can't you see you're driving these poor boys to distraction.

They find your threats of violence and spilt blood madly exciting.

A struggle with a crazy blonde with a knife, very tantalising.

They may even be able to break down your resistance to a *cuddle*. (huggle).

Did I miss something then? I've still got a five inch knife wound from the last time I tried to hug Jane. If I needed more orifices...
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