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Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 02:08 PM
Why did the Puffin cross the road?
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 03:09 PM
Because the roadkill never quite made it.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 05 June 2005 - 10:52 PM
We have won a great victory, but unlike our puffin foes we are a merciful and kindly people, and we shall rule justly. The first age of the Chefelf forums has ended today. The age of the Lemur has begun. All glory to the lemur.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 04:43 AM
Oh god, this is back again. Dammit, we came to a resolution wherein the Puffins, Lemurs and Jellyfish all lived in peaceful harmony, and nobody was sad except for Floppydisk, who was quite frankly being a bit of a tool. But now you've gone an disrupted the balance. You know, fuck it. I don't care anymore. As far as I'm concerned, this thread ended with the destruction of the roadkill. End of story.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 03:42 PM
This thread will never be over. Even if it nobody replies after this, someday, someone will come and resurrect it, and it shall live again!
Give in to the power of the Puffin vs. Lemur thread, or it will destroy you!
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(*snerk*)
Give in to the power of the Puffin vs. Lemur thread, or it will destroy you!
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(*snerk*)
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 05:29 PM
For the record we didn't really ressurect it, someone just popped in and voted for lemurs.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 06:46 PM
I hope everyone doesn't hate me for the roadkill thing. If you guys really hate the roadkill, I'll never mention them again.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 08:23 PM
So this is the legendary Puffins and Lemurs of which I have heard.
Here is Sime Sublime the Puffinesque where he became puffinesque, here is the roadkill, here are the origins of Jelly Pufflemur - (the neutral Jellyfish, and the warring Puffins and Lemurs)
Great glory of God's creation, I have found Puffins vs Lemurs.
And from a purely biological, aesthetic and coolness point of view with no allegiances to either side in this battle: Go Lemurs!
Edit: Great, I picked the winning side as well.
Here is Sime Sublime the Puffinesque where he became puffinesque, here is the roadkill, here are the origins of Jelly Pufflemur - (the neutral Jellyfish, and the warring Puffins and Lemurs)
Great glory of God's creation, I have found Puffins vs Lemurs.
And from a purely biological, aesthetic and coolness point of view with no allegiances to either side in this battle: Go Lemurs!
Edit: Great, I picked the winning side as well.
This post has been edited by Mnesymone: 07 June 2005 - 08:24 PM
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 11:19 PM
Fuckin ay! Lemurs have taken 20 and 21! We now have blackjack! All your base are belong to lemurs! Our mandate to rule is now greater than that of George W Bush. The people have spoken!
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:00 AM
If one more vote goes to Lemur, you automatically lose y'know. Thus is the ways of Blackjack.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 06:14 AM
Dammit, I voted here but I forgot to post. At least I think I did. So I'll just say...
LEMURS RULE!!!
And I'm not just saying that as a way to stalk Jane y'know. Well maybe I am, But lemurs do rule. They can use their tails as toilet brushes and novelty dildos. Can puffins do that? I don't fucking think so.
By the way, I can't help but notice that this thread is still popular and my troll thing has died a horrible death. Once again Jane, you have kicked my arse. I really enjoy that coming from a beautiful woman so please keep it up.
LEMURS RULE!!!
And I'm not just saying that as a way to stalk Jane y'know. Well maybe I am, But lemurs do rule. They can use their tails as toilet brushes and novelty dildos. Can puffins do that? I don't fucking think so.
By the way, I can't help but notice that this thread is still popular and my troll thing has died a horrible death. Once again Jane, you have kicked my arse. I really enjoy that coming from a beautiful woman so please keep it up.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 10:45 AM
I wish to state for the record that Voodoo Dog's voting records show that he is on the puffinist side, and has nothing to do with lemurs. Lemurs do not condone Voodoo Dog. Once again the official lemur party statement is that Voodoo Dog is a puffinist, and has no ties to our organization.
That said, Icey, we already won, once you get blackjack and call it you win unless your opponent has blackjack, and you guys don'y. We can't go over because we won. Lemurs rock.
That said, Icey, we already won, once you get blackjack and call it you win unless your opponent has blackjack, and you guys don'y. We can't go over because we won. Lemurs rock.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:14 PM
I voted, but I forgot what I voted for. 
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
PRECIOUS VELIUS....