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On Behalf of the United Federation of Puffins (UFP) we would like to offer the Jellyfish an alliance of penisless fury against the third party blokes. The roadkills distract this thread from the major issues.
The fact that Lemurs have child molesting genitalia.
Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:36 PM
The roadkill party would like to assert that Icey is a ninny. The roadkill party does not distract from the issues. We are against Child Pornography. We are against unfair labor systems. We are the roadkills!
Vote Roadkill!
Vote Roadkill!
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:19 PM
Don't mess with me floppydisk, my son has two razor teeth and he bites people all the time.
Don't make him have to hurt you.
Don't make him have to hurt you.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:24 PM
I'll let him bite my dead roadkill rabbit. We can't be hurt, remember.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:20 AM
I won't, I only feed him roadkill supporters, they include all the vitamin Fs he'll ever need!
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:57 AM
It is clear that this contest cannot be decided through our knowledge of words, but through our skill with character sheet creation. Let's rock, biatch.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 05:11 AM
It's good to see you back in the fold, Stalky. Together, we shall triumph.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 10:33 AM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 26 2005, 04:57 AM)
It is clear that this contest cannot be decided through our knowledge of words, but through our skill with character sheet creation. Let's rock, biatch.
If I laugh any more my stomach'll burst...ahahahah...
This post has been edited by Stalky: 26 April 2005 - 10:33 AM
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 02:29 PM
What class is roadkill? Undead? Does that make me a Necromancer?
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:16 PM
I hereby give my support to the Puffin Party. (bird kind not the smoke kind)
Let me remind you who are in the google ads, who in return support the chefelf forums, who in return suport this thread. So hail to the Puffins who support the forums and keep this site alive.
Let me remind you who are in the google ads, who in return support the chefelf forums, who in return suport this thread. So hail to the Puffins who support the forums and keep this site alive.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:26 PM
What, you thought I was joking?
Character name: Lemur
Race: Lycanthrope (lemur)
Alighment: Chaotic Good
Level: 1
STR: 9
DEX: 16
CON: 9
WIS: 11
INT: 15
CHA: 15
HP: 5
AC: 18
Saves:
Reflex save: 5
Will save: 2
Fort save: -1
Racial traits:
Damage+10 for silver
Low-light vision
Lycanthropic Empathy
Natural Armor +2
Natural Lycanthrope
Scent
Alternative form: Lemur
Class features
trapfinding
sneak attack +1d6
skills:
balance 8
climb 6
disguise 2
handle animal 2
hide 3
intimidate 7
jump 6
move silently 7
tumble 9
use rope 3
Feats:
Diehard
Dodge
Armor proficient light
exotic weapon proficient crossbow
martial weapon proficient rogue weapons
iron will
simple weapons proficient
equipment:
masterwork studded leather armor
scimitar
repeating crossbow
potion of healing 1 d6
potion of healing 1 d6
Character name: Lemur
Race: Lycanthrope (lemur)
Alighment: Chaotic Good
Level: 1
STR: 9
DEX: 16
CON: 9
WIS: 11
INT: 15
CHA: 15
HP: 5
AC: 18
Saves:
Reflex save: 5
Will save: 2
Fort save: -1
Racial traits:
Damage+10 for silver
Low-light vision
Lycanthropic Empathy
Natural Armor +2
Natural Lycanthrope
Scent
Alternative form: Lemur
Class features
trapfinding
sneak attack +1d6
skills:
balance 8
climb 6
disguise 2
handle animal 2
hide 3
intimidate 7
jump 6
move silently 7
tumble 9
use rope 3
Feats:
Diehard
Dodge
Armor proficient light
exotic weapon proficient crossbow
martial weapon proficient rogue weapons
iron will
simple weapons proficient
equipment:
masterwork studded leather armor
scimitar
repeating crossbow
potion of healing 1 d6
potion of healing 1 d6
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:28 PM
Actually the only google add for an animal I see is for Lemurs. The other one is fucking disturbing:
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#284
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:48 PM
What are the stats for roadkill?
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:33 AM
Level: 3
STR: 0
DEX: 0
CON: 0
WIS: 0
INT: 0
CHA: 0
HP: -10
AC: 0
Saves
Ref: 0
Fort: +3
Will: 0
Dude You are road kill, dead things don't have good stats.
STR: 0
DEX: 0
CON: 0
WIS: 0
INT: 0
CHA: 0
HP: -10
AC: 0
Saves
Ref: 0
Fort: +3
Will: 0
Dude You are road kill, dead things don't have good stats.
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever