[Chyld]

Ah, you see, Henry Skull has no genetlia. He's a human(?) skull, and as a result has no function for them. Instead he represnts the Aspect of the Jellyfish, with a big round thing on top, and several things handing underneath. Trying to bareface your issues on an innocent, a mark of the deceit of both puffins and lemurs. Vote Jellies.

[Dr Lecter]

Vote for the pikachu damnit!

[floppydisk]

"Why would puffins come out so strongly trying to act as though theyre against child pornography unless they had something to hide? Look at Chylde (hint hint) one of their first supporters. What's his avatar? A skull. Does it wear any clothes? NO! Chylde pornography, right there. And the puffin party just lets him go about displaying it as he pleases." - JM

Hats off to you, JM. That was absolutely brilliant.

And ignore these two communist parties. Everyone knows that Communism doesn't work.Our Lemur leaders strive every day to make the workplace safer and better for all people, not just lemurs.

It is widely known that puffins were the main supporters of Hitler, and helped him come to power, before the United Lemur Army crushed his third reich. He wanted it to be thier mascot, in fact, but a paper mix up ensured that the Eagle was thier bird. Would you trust your children to live and go to school in a world run by nazi-birds? I don't think so.

Vote Lemur

[Icey]

The abysmal ignorance of Lemur followers shine again. The communist puffins (think Cuba) have never supported any military action and their firm believes that have been repeatedly repeated here go against the acts of the Third Reich, even though they liked Hitler's vision of a modern Acropolis. A cultural center of sorts.

While all along Lemurs have been supporting companies like Nésle, that puts insurance fees on their workers, so when they die.. Néstle makes more money, so it's obviously in their best interest that people die, very often. Preferably before they get their first paycheck. Checking the history books, you see that Lemurs were very busy controlling the US economy, the United Lemur Army has only been connected to one act of voilence in WW2, does the name Hirosima and Nagasaki ring any bells?

[floppydisk]

I'm doing horrible at defending the fair Lemur's honour. Time for me to submit another Nader party.

Introducing...............The Roadkill Party!




Indeed, though they may be dead and stink quite a bit, they will never make any wrong decisions concerning your future, or anything else for that matter! They're furry frizbees!

Vote Roadkill, A party that never makes bad decisions.

[Jane Sherwood]

In regards to most of the past few pages:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

This is an argument over who can beat the living hell out of whom in a fight, not some debate on a species’ sexual preference or political standing! There’s no third or forth party to consider! This is an all-out brawl between two combatants!

[J m HofMarN]

On behalf of the lemur party I would like to issue the following statement:

They started it.

Thank you.

[Jane Sherwood]

I will bitchslap the next person who brings political parties into this.

Don't think I won't.

[SimeSublime]

But Jane, thats not a threat from you. Lets face it, thats your version of a compliment.

[Jane Sherwood]

No, a compliment from me is a normal compliment. Saying I will bitchslap you is, indeed, a threat, as it will really, really hurt.

[Icey]

The Puffin party would like to point out that they're against bitchslapping.

Sorry Jane, you just made it irresistable.

[Chyld]

Jellies for Teh R0x!

*runs away*

[Jane Sherwood]

(*thoroughly bitchslaps Icey, then chases after Chyld*)

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 21 April 2005 - 11:23 AM

[Dr Lecter]

Jane, it is against international law to discriminate someone on grounds of their political view. I'm afraid unless you stop peskering the minority parties, I will be forced to have you arrested, and your actions will be brought a UN court where you will face trial for political genocide. I and the rest of my party will willinging spill blood for the cause of protection of Freedom of Speech from your fascist regime.

I make a call to fellow leaders of minority parties, let us join in coalition against dictorship of the Puffins and the fascist opposition party of the Lemurs. Viva la Revolucion!

P.S. No, we do not all know that communism does not work, there has never been a real communist state thus it has never been tried. China and Russia were never communist enough to be communist, they were a mixture of other parties more so than communism, the name was just used because it was what people wanted to have. It doesn't mean that that was what they got. Same as Hitler's National Socialist party, you would think it was a communist party by the reference to socialism but it was anything but communism.

This political broadcast was brought to you by Dr. Lecter, leader of the Pikachu Socialist party.

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 21 April 2005 - 11:57 AM

[Jane Sherwood]

Yeah? Well my Big Fucking Knife says this is a one-on-one fight between puffins and lemurs.