[floppydisk]

Nearly all child molesters have penises, all of the male lemur population have penises while none of the puffin population do!!!

If that's true, Icey, then how do they reproduce? Are you seggusting that new puffins simply spring out of the ground? Stop polluting the voter's minds with your sick, sick lies. Puffins do indeed have penises.

Go Lemurs

This post has been edited by floppydisk: 19 April 2005 - 03:59 PM

[Dr Lecter]

FACT: All the puffins are infact still alive, my presentation was merely a joke, however, due to the controversy caused by my actions during my time in the Lemur party, I have been forced to resign and take full responibility for my actions. I however have started my own party known as the "Pikachu party".




We are the Communist Party of the election... VIVA LA PIKACHU!

[Icey]

If that's true, Icey, then how do they reproduce? Are you seggusting that new puffins simply spring out of the ground? Stop polluting the voter's minds with your sick, sick lies. Puffins do indeed have penises.

Go Lemurs

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Puffins don't have penises, they reproduce by rubbing their anuses together fertilizing female puffins eggs. How can you claim Lemurs superiour when in your blindness you've been applying stereotypes to puffins the whole time. I demand that Lemurs be withdrawn from this and that Puffins be crowned supreme!!!

[SimeSublime]

What the public needs to be asking is what is the Puffin party's stance on Child Pornography. I have never heard them state a claim on the subject. Would you trust your vote to someone who might damage your children? I think not.

Go Lemurs.

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Vote Puffin, a candidate strictly against child pornography.

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The Puffin supporters have already made very clear that they are against Child Pornography. As such the Lemurs once again show the lack of knowlege and understanding that they possess. Do you want you, or your children, to be associated with such a disregard for common sense?

Vote Puffin.

[J m HofMarN]

Puffins had their penises surgicly removed. They also used to be white but had plastic surgery to turn themselves black. And you think that beak is original? Like 99 percent of all puffin parts are silicon. They're also members of the catholic church.

Why would puffins come out so strongly trying to act as though theyre against child pornography unless they had something to hide? Look at Chylde (hint hint) one of their first supporters. What's his avatar? A skull. Does it wear any clothes? NO! Chylde pornography, right there. And the puffin party just lets him go about displaying it as he pleases.

[SimeSublime]

On the case of Avian Reproduction:
http://www.biology.e...production.html

On the case of Chyld:
You will notice that Chyld's avatar does not include sexual acts or genatalia, and as such is not pornography. He is instead taking part in a form of art, expressing the purity of the human skull. Photo's of naturalists are not legally pornography if they are not taking part in sexual activities, and the majority of the image is not taken up by genaltalia.

As you can see, Puffins are innocent of the crimes they are accused of. Would you like to vote for somebody who makes false accusations? Of course not.

Vote puffin.

[J m HofMarN]

Not only is Chylde a pornographer, but so are puffins. Look at those things. They're NAKED. And I don't imagine they're above the age of majority. Child porn everywhere! Have you puffins no decency? The lemurs at least turned to the side to hide their unmentionables, but those puffins are just waving their wangs at the camera. Jane had to put that rock in to cover them up. No dignity at all!

[SimeSublime]

Silly silly JM. Puffins are birds. Birds have no wangs. Did you not read the link I posted?

[J m HofMarN]

Ah I see, denying the issues again. You can pretend all you want and deny that puffins have penises but I'm going to live in the real world. I admit that lemurs have penises, that's just a natural thing, and so is sex. And if a lemur wants to have an abortion or use a profilactic, than I'm all for it.

Your position however of "puffins do not have wangs" is just dangerous. Yes, some may be fooled into believing that they dont have penises, but your all or nothing approach leaves millions out in the cold not knowing what to do. The lemurs are more accepting. We realize that animals have penises, and that they're going to do things with those organs. We understand the temptation to have penises, and we work to ensure that animals with penises are properly educated about safe ways to have penises.

Whereas your approach of "ladadaddada puffins dont have penises" is absurd and likely leads to back alley puffin abortions.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 20 April 2005 - 02:29 AM

[SimeSublime]

How you misunderstand the facts. Although above such things, puffins understand the plight of the common man. Like all intelligent creatures, Puffins are pro-choice, and belive to carryout all surgery in safe and steril clinics and hospitals. Safe sex, and the right to have it between consensual partners of correct age, is taught by all followers of the puffins.

[Icey]

Hush JM, your Hannibalistic tactics fool no one. THe lemurs are wicked creautures that gather people conceptive to lies and outrageous propaganda while they huggle them without love. Puffins may be communists, and distribute wealth equally amongst all, but the lemurs support capitalism and slave labour. These two creatures are total opposites, puffin supports equality amongst all... The lemur wants the big corporation to own you all, forcing you to slave for long cold hours, just to be able to feed the family. Do you like rotten corrupt capitalists a.k.a. Lemurs? Does anyone!?

Also, the lemur supporters seem to be avoiding the issues, like lemurs distributing child pornography, that the lemurs look like ugly rats with absurd fuzzy tails, the graceful shape of the puffin and how jellyfish would easily eat up a bloody lemur, while puffins being birds and all would never fight as they do not cross each others path.

You can't run away from the issues forever!

Go Puffin.

[J m HofMarN]

oooooh they're above us now. Well Excuuuuuuuuse me mister high and mighty puffin. I know that being birds and all they think they're better than us. The lemurs are content to stat on the ground with the rest of us lowly scum. In fact Lemurs are the same family as humans. Puffins would have birds ruling the earth and we'd all be crawling around looking for owrms for our puffin overlords.

[SimeSublime]

The Lemurs are jelous of the natural beauty and grace of the puffin. They strive to make themselves better, and to crush everything else into their bootheels. Disregard these callous beasts, they think not at all of your needs. They will play off your worries and insecurities, instigating a campaigne of fear, so that they may easily control you. They wish nothing to subjugate all others beneath them, having the common man conduct backbreaking labour so that they may hoard all the wealth. They are nothing more then Capitalist Pig-Dogs.

The Puffin is a noble creature, which looks out for the wellbeing off all. We soar above the world to look out for the unfortunate, and give all a fair chance at life. With the aid of the jellyfish, our eyes under the waves, we work together for a better tomorrow.

[J m HofMarN]

ok thats it, I challenge you to a duel! We'll meet at high noon at mega mountain.

[Icey]

You're on JM, just leave those three ninjas out of it this time.