Puffin vs. Lemur Place your bets!
#121
Posted 24 June 2004 - 01:50 AM
You know how incredibly freaky that sounded, right...?
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#122
Posted 24 June 2004 - 01:51 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#123
Posted 24 June 2004 - 03:03 AM
Oh, for silly bugges! So do I!
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#125
Posted 24 June 2004 - 03:39 AM
Or take my driving test...
Or some other crazy shit like that...
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#127
Posted 24 June 2004 - 11:53 AM
Oh, for silly buggers! I'm off straight after the exam!
Well, OK, not drinking then. But close enough...
*procures a Rizla*
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#128
Posted 24 June 2004 - 12:41 PM
Jane & Sime: Damnit, stop discussing who has the legal right to own my testicles! I DREW A LIGHTSABER - I OWN MY TESTICLES. Right?
Anyway, I'd rather not give my sperm away to Jane for the fear of passing on her gene pool to little Janelings.
*hurrily searches the house for the legal deed to his testicles and pins it on his jumper*
#129
Posted 24 June 2004 - 01:01 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#130
Posted 24 June 2004 - 01:57 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa there, little black mage! Three things:
1. What the hell makes you think I would want to use your sperm to make Little Stalkies (or Janelings, whatever)?
2. What the hell makes you think I want children in the first place? I'm only eighteen, for god's sake!
3. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY GENE POOL?!
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 24 June 2004 - 01:58 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#131
Posted 24 June 2004 - 03:13 PM
The knife-lust?
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#133
Posted 24 June 2004 - 04:43 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994