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Posted 14 June 2004 - 04:19 AM

yes, it was related to solos, and it was a jeff quote. he decided that for a gay man, masturbation wasn't for pleasure, it was for practice.
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Posted 14 June 2004 - 04:42 AM

Actually, I think it had something to do with whistling, and someone's parents (I can't remember any of their names, that's how few episodes I've seen) coming for a visiting.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 14 June 2004 - 07:18 AM

I know the one now, wherein whistling is used as a metaphore for sex.

From memory, it ended with him accidentally giving the woman's mother a dildo based on Patrick Junior.
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Posted 14 June 2004 - 07:35 AM

That's the one! laugh.gif
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Posted 14 June 2004 - 07:54 AM

I need to get the DVD's. They started replaying Black Books the other night, but I already onw the first two seasons.
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Posted 04 September 2005 - 09:33 PM

Unleashing the poodles
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 02:59 PM

Who are you? Jesus or something? Topics die for a reason.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 03:30 PM

If I wasn't a gentleman, I would have shot you dead.

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Posted 07 September 2005 - 10:15 AM

Don't hit Jesus, he has a big(and rather rabid)fan club.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 11:48 AM

As a member of JPCBLS, I can attest to that.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:19 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Sep 7 2005, 03:15 PM)
Don't hit Jesus, he has a big(and rather rabid)fan club.

I didn't hear the words racist or stupid...
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:29 PM

They're also Racist and Stupid.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:44 PM

Sweeping generalizations are Racist and Stupid. Hamsters are too.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:48 PM

Now now, I was referring to the rabid ones.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:51 PM

Oh, ok... carry on then happy.gif
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