[spacemonkey]

After Yahtzee's reference to Mrs Palm as her dancing partner, I suddenly found myself listing in my head other words for masturbation. I have a weird mind.
Anyway, I got bored and decided we should list the more elaborate terms. Afterall, reision is dull and I can do this instead! YAY!

so:
Dancing partner to Mrs. Palm
Tea with Mrs Palm and her five daughters
Autoerotic touching
Attending the bishop's service
Spanking the monkey
Attacking the one-eyed trouser snake

um
nope, I'm out. Little help?

[Jane Sherwood]

Making the bald man cry
Hanging with Rosie and her five sisters
Spanking the cyclopes
Shaking hands with Mr. Winky
Choking the chicken
Going fishing with your wedding tackle
Cranking one off
Living off the fat of the hen (?)
Crowning the king
Jerking around

Odd how when you're actually trying to think about it, you can't remember anything...

I've heard another interesting one, though: "Flicking the bean".

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 10 June 2004 - 05:05 AM

[Yahtzee]

Shaking hands with the goddess of love
Jerking the gherkin
Slapping your granny
The left-handed chamber orchestra
Strumming the one-stringed banjo (personal favourite)
Shaking the great white coconuts from the veiny pink love tree

[SimeSublime]

Flicking the bean is refering to female masturbation, rather then male. May I direct you all here:

http://www.rathergood.com/jamie/

Jamie and the magic todger is full of masturbation references.

[Jane Sherwood]

I know that, that's why I thought it sounded a bit more interesting than the others. I hear about guys talking about jerking off all the time, but it never seems pop up in converstions I hear other girls having...or maybe I'm just not talking with the "right" people...

[Stalky]

Erm...tossing?

[SkinnedAlive]

Polishing the trumpet.

[Little princess]

Shaking hands with your best mate.

Polishing the family jewels

[Chyld]

erm... raising the flag?

[Jane Sherwood]

If I weren’t afraid of getting links to about twenty million porn sites, I'd probably do a google search for more phrases...

[Heccubus]

This reminds me when my friends at school and I spent about three hours gathering a 300+ word list on synonyms for genitals. I think we managed to use them all within a week afterwards too. Anyway, carry on. Some of these are priceless, and demand constant useage.

[spacemonkey]

ok, thought of some more.

petting the puppy
dancing the one handed mambo
walking the dog
strangling the snake
strumming the one stringed banjo (have we had that?)
catching the elephant by the trunk
killing the lemur
calling private johnson to attention

getting bizay
practice (if you've seen 'coupling', you should get this!)

[SimeSublime]

This reminds me when my friends at school and I spent about three hours gathering a 300+ word list on synonyms for genitals.  I think we managed to use them all within a week afterwards too.  Anyway, carry on.  Some of these are priceless, and demand constant useage.

So you talk about genitalia often, then?

Does that strike anyone else as odd?

This post has been edited by SimeSublime: 14 June 2004 - 02:05 AM

[Jane Sherwood]

I haven't been able to see many episodes of Coupling on BBCA, but I remember watching one where there was much confusion over the meaning of "solos"...

[SimeSublime]

I don't think I remember that particular episode, Jane. What else happened. I love Coupling, Jeff is God.