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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:24 PM

I'm hoping to. I get a couple weeks vacation this winter. Somalia, Ireland and Cuba are all on the short list.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:29 AM

So you'll become a fully certified protestant bashing, cigar smuggling communist pirate?

Edit: Forgot that rock throwing license you obtained in Gaza.

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 03:16 PM

So, basically, you're trying to get yourself killed?
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:42 AM

The question isn't what excuses these pirates use to justify kidnapping innocent bystanders and ransoming them for hundreds of thousands of dollars a piece but what they'd do if Somalia was landlocked. Would they have bought speedboats? Would they get jobs? Would they become land pirates? Someone, hurry up and make a sitcom out of this notion so we can do some in depth research.
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