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Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:39 PM

http://www.splitreas...tail.php?id=789

That sound you just heard was a certain Mr. Croshaw flying over a tank full of sharks.

I understand it probably wasn't his decision, but Christ...
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 05:20 PM

Well, whatever sells...

... I still think that they should have released some sort of browser-game if they really wanted to drag the money out of the children's purses...

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (Spann @ Jun 12 2009, 05:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


That... that's horrible.

Who would buy that...

I know they're trying to make money, but GOD.
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Posted 13 June 2009 - 04:38 AM

So...Yahtzee appeals to furries. Are we supposed to be surprised by this?
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Posted 13 June 2009 - 05:06 AM

they see my buyin' they hatin'

EDIT: they see my wastin' money they laffin'

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 11:08 AM

---Somewhere, in a dark corner of the Earth, the man in the hat is giggling away all his worries and thinking of new ways of exploiting mankind. Soon, he will inherit all their riches and take over this universe of man and technology. By selling T-shirts, fluffy toys and coffee mugs, he will surely gather enough to give men a taste of their own poisen.

The mysterious figure in the shadows awaits the toast. At last, Yahtzee the Nahtzee raises his glass filled with dark human blood and gives it his best shot "to me, me and me". With this, he takes a sip and tencends into another world.

"And to our friendship" added the mysterious figure and lifted what looked like a glass of green liquid.---

Hmm, not my best, but I didn't put effert into humor. Feel free to correct any mistake made.

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Jun 13 2009, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So...Yahtzee appeals to furries. Are we supposed to be surprised by this?


Wasn't the imp a South Park rip off. I'm sure I saw something identical a long long time ago (not that anyone watches that show as much as they used to).
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 06:33 AM

Its perhaps not as terribly bad as you're all describing, but I smell the smell of that particular brand of selling out where you try pushing merchandise that in no way would the target market really want to buy. To be fair, as the man himself said about Fable 2, you could, but why would you want to?

Somebody's going to buy it tho. And possibly one of those somebodies will have posted on this forum at least once.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:50 AM

That... oh lord... Yahtzee, what evil hath you wrought upon this world?
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:27 AM

I don't see the problem... Its just a cute, nerdy little toy.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:40 AM

I feel bad... but I quite want one hehe
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jun 15 2009, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't see the problem... Its just a cute, nerdy little toy.


Ditto. So what if Yahtzee/Escapist has brought out a plush of the imp? Just be worried if we get a plush of the man himself...
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 01:06 PM

QUOTE (ftr @ Jun 15 2009, 05:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ditto. So what if Yahtzee/Escapist has brought out a plush of the imp? Just be worried if we get a plush of the man himself...


There will be. And after that there will be a plush toy of the tv he plays his games on.
Derp.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 03:35 PM

no... imagine if they just start selling the hat...
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE (misiak @ Jun 15 2009, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
no... imagine if they just start selling the hat...


It's just a trilby, you can buy those anywhere.

Derp.
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 05:24 PM

QUOTE (HerbertTheHamster @ Jun 15 2009, 11:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's just a trilby, you can buy those anywhere.


But this one will be a 'special' trilby, with like the logo or something...
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