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#1 User is offline   Thaluikhain Icon

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:31 PM

http://www.escapistm...Bionic-Commando

So...Commnader Keen is a bad game?
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 03:19 PM

But I like Pepsi! I must now take it upon myself to find the one can of Pepsi in the world that will convince Benjamin that not all Pepsi is bad. Hi-Ho!

That said, it's somewhat refreshing to see a game that bounds the playing field with something other than invisible walls or conspicuous cliffs and pits, though a shame that they implemented it so retarded...ing...ly. Could've given you a Geiger counter that clicks in your face as you get close to the edge and goes absolutely mad right before you get all toasty. Something like that.

Also, the conspicuous cutscene boss battle thing smacks of cut material. Somebody somewhere must not completely understand the concept of a deadline.
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:10 PM

It's so nice of him to take the time to read the fan letter he got sent. You just don't see that kind of considerate behaviour often.

I wonder why Yahtzee is so firmly pro-swinging? Perhaps, like me, he never possessed the necessary upper body strength to play on the monkey bars as a kid. Mind you, after all this gaming, his limp and noodly arms should be great hulking sacks of muscle and steel. That's how it works, right?

Right?
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:22 PM

I have never heard of Bionic Comando. I just heard old school weeboos didn't like the new concepts, but fuck em' anyway. I'd rather feed a rabbid dog than go around Wikipedia searching for Bionic Commando...actually, I'd rather read a Dyson Lecture than feed a rabbid dog.

Yeah, fuck the old school anyway, except for Commander Keen.
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Posted 04 June 2009 - 08:25 AM

Funny, now I feel the same thing when reading both the comments on The Escapist and the comments in here.

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 09:51 AM

FIFTH!




This is how the Escapist works
Derp.
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Posted 05 June 2009 - 02:49 PM

SEVENTH



HAHA, I'M SO COOL, CUZ' I GO TO SCHOOL! :D

And do not refer to 'I Want to be that guy', because that game is not fun.

This post has been edited by Game Over: 05 June 2009 - 03:09 PM

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 12:03 AM

NINTH
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