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Cheese artist creates bed of ham Saturday, June 5, 2004

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 04:48 PM

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Cheese artist creates bed of ham
Friday, June 4, 2004

A US artist who once painted a house with tonnes of mozzarella cheese has covered a bed with slices of processed ham for his latest work.
Artist Cosimo Cavallaro unveiled the piece at a gallery at the Roger Smith Hotel in Manhattan on Thursday.

Mr Cavallaro sliced 140kg of ham and placed it on the bed. The ham will be kept in the air-conditioned gallery for two days.

"I feel like I am back in my mother's deli," Mr Cavallaro said.

The installation took three-and-a-half hours to build.

Mr Cavallaro, 41, said he was not concerned about attracting a pest problem. "They are welcome," he said. "Imagine what this looks like from the point of view of an insect."

Whetting appetites

The artists said he had often spent his summer holidays slicing ham at his mother's delicatessen in Montreal, Canada.

He said he had asked his mother not to come to the installation. "She would want to get in on the act," he said.

Local deli owners said they were getting more customers because the installation had whetted people's appetites.

He said he had decided to use processed ham because it was "a pure form of America: all kinds of parts, boiled and pressed together".

"The smells bring you back to unexpected places," he said. "It's very special."

In 2001 Mr Cavallaro painted a house in Powell, Wyoming, with several tonnes of cheese.

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 10:38 PM

This is "art"? Open a deli, jackass.
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Posted 05 June 2004 - 10:42 PM

Seems pretty pointless to me - looks disgusting too.
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 01:57 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jun 5 2004, 10:38 PM)
This is "art"?

I can't say for sure. But i do know one thing: that's comedy.
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 04:53 AM

If there's any kind of Fine Artist that has it easy, it's the "Instalation Artist". Whereas at one time instalation art would have been considered a massive piece of work that creates it's own atmosphere, something outstanding to accomplish, it is now popular to simply pile bologna on a mattress and have no real idea why you did it. This work is completely without place, not even Limbo. No, it lingers outside of Da-Da because it doesn't really deconstruct, it has too much in it to be minimalist, it claims no meaning, not even nihilism. It just floats there akwardly and irritating and says, "Look at my art because I have found a niche and that is all I need."

I am being over-zealous here. Everything is art, because art is just exp​ression which is communication and in some sense everything is a piece of communication. This is just silly though.

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Posted 06 June 2004 - 08:05 AM

How many more pigs must die for art. All he need now is a model bathed in Grey Poupon to lay upon it.
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 12:11 PM

Any real cheese artist would stick to his medium. A true cheese artists does not use ham.
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 02:01 PM

You can do any stupid rubbish you like nowadays, and as long as you say its "art", you'll get a massive fat chequw for it.

Like the man who breathed into seven jars and sold each for about £10,000 each.

I think I'm going to make a pile of six sheets of A4 paper, say its art, then sell it for a very large cheque. Works for me. Fact is, it'd work...
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Posted 06 June 2004 - 09:01 PM

I'm going to take a leaf out of the Joker's book and become the "...world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. "

I think I'll start with Ham and Cheese hacks!
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Posted 07 June 2004 - 11:18 PM

and in other Manhattan news, many homless people starved to death, the same night!!! but on the light side they knew they were dying in a beautiful world where "artists" had found a good use for the food they had such an abundance of they couldn't possibly eat!!!

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Posted 08 June 2004 - 06:52 AM

I'm willing to agree that his art has merit if he sliced the ham himself. Otherwise, its the brave deli associate who deserves the real credit. Those slices of ham truly are a work of art!
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