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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:22 PM

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 03:54 PM

Pff, why'd he have to stress the point of the relationship between the developers' nationality and Nazis for a cheap joke? That stuff happened two and a half generations ago already.

Nowadays, our developers, musicians, filmproducers and other artsy types are much more of a threat to the world than the Nazis ever could have been! At least the world found a good and valid reason to team up against them back then, but try doing that with Uwe Boll now...

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 05:54 PM

Fun fact: the name of the protagonist chick is fucked up because it's a Hungarian name which means 'tailor'. Hope that made your day.
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 07:09 PM

How's that fucked up, with all those Tailors, Szabos and Schneiders out there?

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:23 AM

Yahtzee didn't consider it Anglo-Saxon enough. Xenophobic prick.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:37 AM

Well now that the pair of you have drawn attention to something related to your respective nationalities for no reason I guess it's my turn! Er... how dare he claim we smell of tea and greasy food, I suppose? Insert inflated sense of injury to national pride here?
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:49 AM

National pride? Oh my, someone's not gonna get a gold star for reading comprehension...

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:45 PM

Well...atleast they did something different...
I mean, she's a woman and...we didn't have many Nazi killing women with heavy make up.
Atleast they did some good voice acting for the Germans.

And sure, it was realistic, but not as realistic as Postal 2.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ May 22 2009, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At least they did some good voice acting for the Germans.

Forgive my suspicion, but how can you tell?

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 10:12 AM

*cough*Overdefensive*cough*
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 11:27 AM

I just like to point out the flaws in people's reasoning.

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 02:11 PM

Cause they all sound like that guy from Hogan's Heroes.
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 02:41 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 20 2009, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pff, why'd he have to stress the point of the relationship between the developers' nationality and Nazis for a cheap joke? That stuff happened two and a half generations ago already.

Nowadays, our developers, musicians, filmproducers and other artsy types are much more of a threat to the world than the Nazis ever could have been! At least the world found a good and valid reason to team up against them back then, but try doing that with Uwe Boll now...


Since when has Yahtzee ever NOT gone for the cheap, offensive joke?
Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 06:27 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 22 2009, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Forgive my suspicion, but how can you tell?

I am aware that it sounds amaturish. Don't think I don't know anything about Ze Cherman lang'vedje.

QUOTE (Ghello @ May 23 2009, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cause they all sound like that guy from Hogan's Heroes.

It's a nice show, but no.
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 02:27 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 21 2009, 06:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pff, why'd he have to stress the point of the relationship between the developers' nationality and Nazis for a cheap joke? That stuff happened two and a half generations ago already.

Nowadays, our developers, musicians, filmproducers and other artsy types are much more of a threat to the world than the Nazis ever could have been! At least the world found a good and valid reason to team up against them back then, but try doing that with Uwe Boll now...


LOL cry more Gerry
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