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Duke Nukem Neverever I'd say it was about time.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 07:59 AM

They're going to go broke even if it is a PR stunt... You can't waste 13 years making a game.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:31 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ May 9 2009, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Become an abstinent feminist philosopher.

It fits.

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You're probably to young to have felt the glory of the old days.

It's wasn't bad. I still prefer Doom, though.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

Tits
Gore
Tits
Guns
Tits
Ass

Not the kind of game that could go far in this generation. Sure, it was gonna sell, but critics would have panned it.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:45 PM



Yeah, because Valve are well known for their punctuality.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 02:05 PM

I thought Take Two had the rights for DNF?

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:06 PM

Let's be fair, it's a YouTube comment. It's validity ain't exactly guaranteed.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:36 PM

Heh, game rumours. *snort*

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:41 PM

I could post on YouTube that I was developing DNF, and it least one poor suck would believe me.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:58 PM

Take-Two have the rights for the game and they aren't intent on funding it.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:42 PM

Anyone can buy the right of the game from Take-Two (atlest, I think so).

Anyway, back from youtube, the fanfaggotry has hit the roof with all the stupid shit they've bee uploading. With every logical video comes 20 more than hope Duke old butt buddy would be back.
I'll post a few for laughs:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=eqPLV0uiVoo
From Holand, I guess. I would've asked for Gobbler for translatons, but I doubt he knows this alien language.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=73pZrd3NDS4
Keyboard cat. Don't know who he is, but I already feel better.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=MxHWFA2fhfk
Er, I'm speechless. Didn't know some people would ge that far (apparently this was made in 2004).

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nrxXcTWq31o
I think this guy is poor. Song plz? Anyone know?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=fVQVNCFLvqs
This guy is apparently Duke's granddad in real life.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=FRImYViY9DA
WAIT, WHAT? THIS GUY STOLE OUR IDEA!

Yeah, that's it, maybe a little too much.
And who the fuck is Professor Proton?

One more thing: Is Duke Nukem 3D worth getting now, or will I be wasting my money?
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ May 12 2009, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyone can buy the right of the game from Take-Two (atlest, I think so).
And who the fuck is Professor Proton?
One more thing: Is Duke Nukem 3D worth getting now, or will I be wasting my money?

Who in their right mind would buy them?
Proton's the antagonist of the very first Duke game from the end of the eighties called Duke Nukum.
I remember liking that game back in '96, I still have the original stashed away somewhere. But it's old stuff so if you have high expectations it will prove to be a waste of bandwidth money.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:39 AM

On the other hand, it did alot to shape American culture. You shoot at a turkey leg, and it turns into a whole turkey, forever proving that weapons fire is the best, and indeed only, solution to any and all of life's little challenges.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 08:01 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ May 12 2009, 03:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who in their right mind would buy them?
Proton's the antagonist of the very first Duke game from the end of the eighties called Duke Nukum.
I remember liking that game back in '96, I still have the original stashed away somewhere. But it's old stuff so if you have high expectations it will prove to be a waste of bandwidth money.


Erm...EA, Ubisoft, Eidos or even Valve might want to buy the rights. DukeFags are already sending e-mails to Valve employees and filling the Steam forums with baww.

I'm sure Proton was not suppose to be in Forever. From what I gathered from the "leaked" concepts arts and videos, the aliens were apprently back again to kill all men and impregnate all women (with a device called the impregnator - another Alien rip-off), thus driving mankind into extinction once and for all.
Dejavu anyone?

It's just 10 bucks anyway. I might give it a try. I'll try the shareware version first.
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 08:25 AM

*kicks back with some popcorn*

Anyone else got any theories?

Edit: Also, the video's actually in German.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 10:22 AM

http://www.mcvuk.com...w-games-TV-show
Who wants to watch Gayme Damage now, when you have GAMESWIPE?
QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 12 2009, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*kicks back with some popcorn*

Anyone else got any theories?

Edit: Also, the video's actually in German.


Is it worth translating or is it another Duke Nukem 3D tribute?

http://ve3d.ign.com/...Art/Concept-Art
This is self explanitory.

Here is the infamous 'pregnator':
http://ve3d.ign.com/...Art/Concept-Art
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

The 'Pregnator Eggpod':
http://ve3d.ign.com/...Art/Concept-Art

Screenshots were pretty boring (just a bunch of driving sessions). No use linking them.

Edit: Shouldn't Duke Nukem 3D be freeware?

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:47 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ May 12 2009, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Erm...EA, Ubisoft, Eidos or even Valve might want to buy the rights. DukeFags are already sending e-mails to Valve employees and filling the Steam forums with baww.

I'm sure Proton was not suppose to be in Forever. From what I gathered from the "leaked" concepts arts and videos, the aliens were apprently back again to kill all men and impregnate all women (with a device called the impregnator - another Alien rip-off), thus driving mankind into extinction once and for all.
Dejavu anyone?

It's just 10 bucks anyway. I might give it a try. I'll try the shareware version first.

The fact Dukefags are bawwing won't make the developers any more enthusiastic at the prospect of having the dubious honour of completing the most infamous project in gaming history.

In Manhattan Project they originally wanted to use Proton as the antagonist but then renamed him due to continuity issues with Forever so they may have wanted to put him in that.

Go for it.
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