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Let's write for America A parody contest of sorts

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 07:08 PM

Hey there. There hasn't been any collaborative writing or other fun creative stuff around here lately, so I thought I'd get the ball rolling with a little contest.

The Contest
Go to Conservapedia and write a good article. Your goal is to use Poe's Law to its maximum efficiency: Write the craziest, most obvious parody you can without anyone noticing.

Write about whatever topic you want. Some ideas: Pick your favorite newspaper and expose its liberal slant, or write about how soy makes you gay, or explain how some non-Christian religion is immoral.

Rules
1. The contest is in the month of May. You must have finished writing your article by May 31st. Allow a week or two for judging.
2. Use a new account. No fair if you already have an account there with a (good) reputation.

Judging
The most successful article will have the most outrageous statements and dodgiest references, and be the most accepted by the Conservapedia community. A compliment from the site's founder means you've won.

Prizes
The winner gets smug superiority.
Everyone else goes to Hell, probably.

Anyone interested?
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 07:51 PM

Helllz yes.
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live

"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space


nooooo
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 11:11 PM

Tell us what your article is called when you start it, but don't link to it. It could be bad if they follow the traffic back to this thread.
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 11:33 PM

I'm in.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 03:47 AM

We got ourselves a Pulitzer winner here, methinks.

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