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Barack the Barabarian Thursday, April 9, 2009

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:50 AM

Meet Barack the Barbarian taking on scantily clad nemesis Sarah Palin in new comic superhero role
By Mail Foreign Service
Last updated at 3:06 PM on 07th April 2009

Forget Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian and meet Barack the Barbarian in his latest fictional role.

The U.S President is featured in yet another series of new comic books which will be published in June.

In one called Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli the Democrat leader is pictured as the muscle-bound, loincloth-wearing President of 'Kickassistan'.

In another called The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian, he is pictured in a fight to the death with a screeching enchantress.

In the Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli, he takes on his Nemesis, former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, who sports a cape made from wolf skin and her trademark glasses - and very little else.

Chicago-based comics publisher Devil's Due revealed its titles will involve Obama-related storylines.

It released promotional images for the comics featuring the US President and a unique take on Palin.


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Posted 09 April 2009 - 01:19 AM

All's lost, lads, all's lost...


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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:37 PM

I think that this is a great way to help get our youngsters interested in the democratic process. Or just furry diapers. One of the two, and you can't go wrong either way!

Edit: Nevermind, he later changes clothes to the more traditional hanging tattered loin cloth. That's more post apocalyptic if you ask me, but who am I to debate barbarian underwear styles.


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Posted 09 April 2009 - 06:20 PM

I get one comic book subscription a year. I think it should be this one.
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:24 AM

That's freaking brilliant.

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:46 AM

HAWT! No, really. It looks fine.

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