[J m HofMarN]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29981526/

So, get this. Doc Octomom says that the homecoming of six of her eight children, on top of the six children she already has, was "a fiasco" I myself am stunned. I was under the impression that the more wailing infants were in a place, the better it would be. Seems like she was too. Maybe it was because there were too many responsible adults hanging around and it messed up the baby magic, but don't worry about that anymore, cuz she fired all her nurses. And then volunteered for them to make a reality show about her.

One woman alone with twelve, soon to be fourteen awful brats, who will in a few years have the sense to resent her for, well, everything. It'll be just like Hell's Kitchen except without the kitchen part, or the apostrophe s.

individual exerpts below:

“I felt like a stranger in my own home,” the 33-year-old single mom says. “I felt ostracized. I felt excluded. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the baby, feed the baby, they were waiting for me to make a mistake.”

Ah yes, they should have just wandered off and left you to figure it out on your own. You'd have suffocated a few of them before you got everything right, but hell, you got replacements.

According to the magazine, Suleman is interested in a reality show as soon as sons Jonah and Josiah leave the hospital.

According to my knowledge of crazies, she's probably interested in a maternity line as well, and a fleet of custom baby carriers and strollers. Also, she is interested in mutogenics to turn her brood into an army powerful enough to defeat arch nemesis Downermom!

One condition: no more calling her “octomom.” According to the magazine, Suleman hates the moniker, and has been assured it won’t be part of the reality series’ title.

First off, assured by WHO? Please don't tell me that anyone is seriously considering turning this freak show into, well, a freak show...

Secondly, you have fourteen kids, lady. What title would you prefer? Here are some helpful suggestions:

Woman with the endless womb
Octopussy
8BabyBlunder
dodecadunce
she of the vast vagina
The Amazing Wider-Woman
Cancer on our fucking society
Waste-o-welfare

create your own for fun and adventure!

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 01 April 2009 - 01:11 AM

[Spoon Poetic]

People are already calling her Octopussy. Guess she prefers that moniker?

Also, that "artist" that made the statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug, and also bronzed Suri Cruise's first poop, has already made a sculpture of Octopussy.

Her mom hates her too.

[civilian_number_two]

I didn't know that about the poop bronzing or the Octopussy statue. This guy is now officially brilliant.

[J m HofMarN]

Having heard entirely too much about this subject from a complaining mother that I worked with I have to wonder how a babies first poop could be bronzed as it's supposed to be tar like and viscous.

Still, if he found a way, he really IS a genius!

[Spoon Poetic]

But Suri Cruise is the holy child of the divine. Her poop is just that special.

[Gobbler]

[J m HofMarN]

It's taken a year or two, but finally my forums are weird enough!

[civilian_number_two]

Funny enough I had that thought as well, and just assumed that he'd bronzed here first solid poop, or that the whole thing was a spoof.. Either way, genius.

[Spoon Poetic]

I looked it up... Apparently it's her first poop after her first solid meal. How special.
http://newsblaze.com...p/topstory.html
That article seems to think this trend will catch on.

[Chyld]

Has to be said...

[Gobbler]

I looked it up... Apparently it's her first poop after her first solid meal. How special.
http://newsblaze.com...p/topstory.html
That article seems to think this trend will catch on.

I..
... you..
weren't
joking?

I'm gonna have to sit down now and...