[Chyld]

The Expresses front cover a few weeks ago was a picture of William and Harry with the headline "Isn't it time we leave their mother alone?"

That is quite possibly the most tasteless headline I've ever read.

Next, The Sun runs a campaign against nudity in the media...

[Patch]

Daily Express style headlines:

"DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF BLACKS, QUEERS AND CRIME! OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!"

(Joke shamelessly stolen from Russell Howard)

You stole a joke. For shame.

[AdamM]

You know, if jokes are overused, they stop being funny! I found it very funny when Howard said it onstage. It's less funny now that everyone is parroting that godawful Mock the Week.

[Thaluikhain]

"Herrings Burn Down Small Church"

Ok, I might actually pay to read that.

The Expresses front cover a few weeks ago was a picture of William and Harry with the headline "Isn't it time we leave their mother alone?"

Obviously the Express don't understand the meaning of irony...

Heheheheh.

What annoys me is they always large fonts which should be reserved for announcing an alien invasion.

[Thaluikhain]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=hLVsIpejFgM

Explains it all.

[Game Over]

This would be my last post on this thread.

Kathleen Ferrier
A talented and lovable woman who suffered from cancer in a time where people would've rather died in pain than to ruin their image.

Jade Goody
A bald and ignorant egg head who died of canca, bruv and she waz liek, bare bald, you get me?

[PG1]

I'm glad I found this topic. Until now I thought she was a talented and sophisticated whose death would be a great tragedy, but after careful reflection I realise that she was just fucking annoying. Thanks for clearing that up for me guys

[barend]

What I don't understand is why this was on the news in Australia.

'Some nobody who lived in a fake house for a few weeks with a bunch of other ove-glorified nobodies that was captured on a show you didn't see here has been diagnosed with terminal cancer.'

eventually followed by

'We say goodbye to some nobody who lived in a fake house for a few weeks with a bunch of other ove-glorified nobodies that was captured on a show you didn't see here who we had previously mentioned had been diagnosed with terminal cancer because now she's dead.'

Oh... okay. ah... thanks for that.

[Patch]

Oh please, Eccentric Gallumbits, it wasn't that cut down. It was more like

"We say goodbye to this spectacular person who everyone in Britain loved and became internationnaly famous because she lived in a fake hourse for a few weeks being bigoted, bias and just offensive with a bunch of other overglorified nobodiies that was cpatured on a show you didn't see here because you hated our version so much it was cancelled/banned, because she was terminally ill with cancer and has now died."

Let's hear it for the news. The best part was where they were saying how sad it was and showing clips of her getting into an argument on Big Brother.

[barend]

Well Patch, I was paraphrasing the Australian News, a country that it's own horrible version of Big Brother so by no means had we ever even slightly heard of her.

Either way it's all very disgusting. Holland invented this concept and it spread like wild fire through Europe because it was a show about hot girls getting undressed. Trust England to fuck it up, and make it about below average chavs arguing about shit they didn't understand. Which eventually lead to Australia scraping together the lowest of the lowlifes, westies, and freaks descended directly from convicts just to raise the bar of depravity and one up England by procuring Britain’s historical waste products and sticking them in a house together to be boring at us for hours a week.

God, I hate this franchise so much, why won't it just fuck off. Now I've got to hear about some bitch from it dying of cancer. I'm utterly offended that the news thought it prudent to bring this event to my attention because it suggests that think that this is in someway relevant to me.

[Gobbler]

More than ever, I'm happy to not own a TV and not follow any of the local media.

[barend]

More than ever, I'm happy to not own a TV and not follow any of the local media.

Now why didn't you post that in this thread?

[Gobbler]

Because it's not by choice, it's dictated by circumstance.

[Patch]

That sounds like an excuse, Gobbler.

And barend, I was trying to extend your joke, but I think I overdid it.

[Gobbler]

That sounds like a logical deduction, Sherlock.