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Posted 30 May 2004 - 05:27 AM

Thank you for your insightful review of Orbitz the 'beverage'. I still have a bottle of Pineapple-Cherry-Banana-Coconut flavour, but I don't have a digital camera, and my friends online wouldn't believe me that someone had actually made such a thing. Your readers might be interested to know that as the bottle approaches ten years of age, the weird little balls are losing their floatiness. I wonder if the taste improves with age?

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 07:03 PM

I'm glad you enjoyed the article! My bottles of Orbitz still seem to be maintaining their neutral buoyancy for the time being. I will watch them like a hawk. A neutrally buoyant hawk!

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 10:29 PM

Oh Orbitz...I wish I had kept a few bottles of Pepsi Blue. I miss that berry-flavoured gunk.

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 03:45 PM

I wish I'd kept a few GIANT Pepsi Blue bottle-shaped ads...

...

... oh WAIT! I DID!

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 04:44 PM

It's true, he did. They are stored next to the giant bottle-shaped ads for Mountain Dew Livewire and the crates of extinct beverages undamaged by a "Curatorial Accident' this winter ... Chefelf's apartment is a virtual temple to the Extinct Beverage!

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (Jen @ Jun 1 2004, 04:44 PM)

undamaged by a "Curatorial Accident' this winter ...

I haven't been the same since the accident.

#7 WalrusOfPlastic

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Posted 01 June 2004 - 09:34 PM

I wish there was still some evidence of the existance of clear Pepsi. (...and I wish I owned that evidence.)

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 12:22 PM

Me too. I tried a few times, in vain, to get some of that evidence off of Ebay. Prices were to steep.

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 02:45 PM

Crystal Clear Pepsi was awesome. I loved that drink. It tasted like normal pepsi but with out the dye.

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 09:33 AM

Remember the commercial they did for crystal gravy? That stuff was delicious!

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 03:35 PM

All of these sound very nice, but you want a really bad drink, from a Brit's point of view?

Mountain Dew: Red alert.

When I went to the fair and sunny land of America, I discovered Mountain Dew, and it was good. Very good. I wish I had some here, actually.

But Red alert is to Mountain Dew as my brother is to me; a debased copy riding off of the name. Yucky indeed.

But Mountain Dew...

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#12 WalrusOfPlastic

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 08:22 PM

Okay, it's called "Code Red" and your anti-cherry sentiments have found no hold in my heart against such a glorious beverage.

#13 Heccubus

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Posted 03 June 2004 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (WalrusOfPlastic @ Jun 3 2004, 08:22 PM)

Okay, it's called "Code Red" and your anti-cherry sentiments have found no hold in my heart against such a glorious beverage.

Agreed. It's one of the best "drink spinoffs" to come our way in years.

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